Ban the person above you!

[Bjossi]

Banned for having a nickname that has p as the second character.

 

EDIT: God damn it.

 

Banned for having a nickname that has p as the third character.

[Epsilon]

Banned for not realizing that I only laughed a bit, which is an achievement for most people in itself. And for making this thread even more addictive. As well as for filling the page. Psychotic Ninja will probably post first, though.

[Epsilon]

YAHOO! We did it.

Y'all are banned for filling up an entire page with just three people. I hereby ban myself, as well.

EDIT: I'm also banned for bringing my country talk into this thread.

[alphabetagamma]

Banned for double posting!

P.S. woot whole page ! You can go to sleep now Bjossi

[Bjossi]

Banned for double posting.

 

EDIT: Seriously, god damn it.

 

Banned for suggesting it is late.

[alphabetagamma]

Banned for suggesting that 4:30 in the morning isn't late

[Bjossi]

Banned for breaking the quote tag.

[alphabetagamma]

Banned for secretly editing my post to make me look bad!

(I don't make mistakes )

[Bjossi]

Banned for banning the only innocent man in this thread; me.

[Epsilon]

Banned for joining ten days after the 9th anniversary of the World Trade Center attacks.

[Bjossi]

Banned for joining 8 months and 10 days after the 9th anniversary of the WTC attacks.

[alphabetagamma]

Both of you are banned for finding random events that happened near the dates people joined

[Epsilon]

Banned for not joining later after the WTC attacks than I did.

EDIT: Argh. Well I can guess I can direct it at both of you.

[Bjossi]

Banned for making me run out of ideas.

[Epsilon]

Banned because... Uhh.... Your name is impossible to pronounce. I'm gonna go now... I don't want to wake up at 2 in the afternoon tomorrow. I'll see how many pages you guys can take up without me.

[alphabetagamma]

Banned for desertion

Come on Bjossi let's finish this page!

[Bjossi]

Banned for going before me.

 

(Replace j with y. J in Icelandic is very different from the English one.)

 

EDIT: God damn it.

 

Banned for, um, having too many a's in your nickname.

[alphabetagamma]

Banned for having no a's in your name

[Bjossi]

Banned for not being in the unobservable universe.

[alphabetagamma]

Banned for banning me for not being in the unobservable universe even though you can't tell whether I am or not.