Ban the person above you!

[Twilight Sparkle]

Unbanned for supporting best pony.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for unbanning someone without banning someone else.

[Scorpia]

Banned for suggesting that he Broke the topic's rule, and leaving out the paperwork about your complaint...we really don't take these things seriously unless you fill out the paperwork.

[Psychotic Ninja]

*Fills out paperwork, making sure not to sign the part where he, Psychotic Ninja, could get perma-banned for false accusations. Then hands it in* Banned because I just filled out the paperwork.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned due to signing the wrong set of forms!

[J.C.]

Banned for encouraging Bill and his mad-bureaucratic-establishment/Panda-smuggling-scam.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned because that happened last year.

[Scorpia]

Banned because yes, but i'm doing it again this year.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned because that is unacceptable!

[J.C.]

Banned because we all need money.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned for banning the wrong poster!

[Scorpia]

Banned for telling J.C. who to ban, only i can do that, and all he tells me to do is to fuck off and die. so far the nicest one.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned because you didn't fuck off and die like he asked!

[Scorpia]

Banned because no, i just cried for 20 minutes, just under the limit for how long a real man cries for(Damn.) and then wrote a 3 page long "angry"/"why won't you love me" letter...

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned because there was a 200 character maximum for that letter!

[Scorpia]

Banned for assuming i have Char. limits. the text box sensed my emotion then let me continue. it was a beautiful, noble gesture, and you should've been there to see it...

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Banned because you're all a bunch of whiny little girls.

[Scorpia]

Banned for overcompensating..."crying ain't manly", this isn't the stone age, bud.

 

(i realize that may have been a joke, i react to joking with joking even harder.)

[J.C.]

Banned because if this isn't the stone age, then I'm in the wrong time period... again.

 

Damned flux capacitor...

[Psychotic Ninja]

for being a time traveler.