Ban the person above you!

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned because employee? Ohoho my dear boy you must be mistaken, I'm the emploYER. I own you. Ross is like my personal butler. Things only run the way they do around here because I allow it.

 

'Employee', look at this guy.

[Scorpia]

your message has been forwarded to our finance department.

 

from the finance department:

 

dear employee 76409987,

 

according to our records you have been banned from AF for lack of creativity and a status of "ultra banned" has been issued for thinking you "own" one of our moderators as well as our CEO.

security has been called to forcibly escort you out of this building.

 

have a nice day,

Finance department.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned because I'm yo-*bzzzzt*

 

Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a twelve gauge.

Please contact your administrator.

[Scorpia]

i'm banning your IP and deleting all of your posts because i have gone crazy with power. please consult the CEO(s) and file a "moderators have turned into assholes" grievance. thank you.

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned because these forums are under new management. You see we have people EVERYWHERE...

Failure to comply will result in a lack of kittens, and an overabundance of G-men.

[Scorpia]

Hi Rarity!

 

anyway, Banned because i'm game, i love kittens and hate g-men. keep in mind though that all orders must be submitted in writing...

[Nagisa]

Banned because:

 

At 4:02:32am you will wake up for 20 seconds and then fall right back to sleep.

At 12:09:45pm you will wake up, realising the time and hurrying up with whatever it is you will need to do.

At 9:34:23pm you will give me cake.

 

See, predicting the future is easy, you just need to be in the persons house and make the things that you predict happen. Hah, I love how I can type so silently. Under your bed. Goodnight, Bill =)

[Scorpia]

Banned because you reminded me of this.

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[Blightmare]

Banned because I need to pee and I'm holding you responsible.

[Scorpia]

Banned for giving in to interest...just pee your pants, that's what they were made for.

 

(totally not a trap, man)

[Blightmare]

Banned because way ahead of yah man.

[Scorpia]

Banned for making me chuckle a little.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for chuckling.

[Ray]

Banned because...why the hell not, I'm just that nice.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for being that nice.

[Ray]

Banned for making me late for work, I regret nothing.

[alphabetagamma]

Banned for working. I mean, who does that?

[Nagisa]

Banned for thinking 1 + 1 = ⑨

[J.C.]

Banned because it does. It's just simple boy appendages plus girl appendages math.

[The Scoutman]

Banned because math is not a function of appendages.