Ban the person above you!

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for feeling it.

[Scorpia]

Banned because it's nearly Christmas.

[Nagisa]

Banned because it's not. It will be on the 23rd.

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned for being exact.

[J.C.]

Banned for denouncing the secrets and lies.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for not having your name be "T.K.".

[Collective Foal]

Banned for posting things based on your own desires and not understanding that everything isn't about you.

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned because I agree with your signature, though my moneys on Twlight Sparkle.

[Nagisa]

Banned because ponies don't get presents from Santa.

 

 

lol ninja'd, but it still fits! woo!

 

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned because we don't need to. We have the magic of friendship on our side.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned because friendship isn't magical.

[Pinkie Pie]

The nonbeliever has been banned.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned because I'm going to kill you now *twitch*

[Scorpia]

Banned because for 40,000 dollars he could be dead within the month! for an additional 5 grand it won't be traced back to you, but to someone else!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned because I'm a member of the Dark Brotherhood, I don't need your help.

[Scorpia]

Banned because it won't be me doing the killing, just this guy i know. pretty professional. he's part of this ministry of assassins. you know, cold expressionless face, wears a nice suit, bald head, some stupid bar-code tattoo. anyway, i met him in college. i can hook you up if you want.

[Collective Foal]

Banned because you're offering assistance to someone who is openly hostile to me and my friend's well-being.

 

(Seriously though, Psycho Ninja, can't you just let bygons be bygons?)

[Scorpia]

Banned because that offer extends to you too. i get 30% for referring, Mods have to eat too you know!

[Collective Foal]

Banned because I'm a pony. I don't kill. I love and tolerate.

[Scorpia]

Banned because you can love and tolerate somebody by putting a contract out on them...it ain't you not loving or tolerating, it's the snipers bullet that's doing all the hating.