Ban the person above you!

[Jek Jek Roo]

Banned for being too slow.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for having no idea where you are.

[Obsidian]

Banned for being in the doomed dimension.

[Scorpia]

Banned for not visiting the charred remains of the Black Mesa Research Facility...

[Obsidian]

Banned because the homeless guy that lives there scares me.

[Scorpia]

Banned because he's just a guy who wants a friend...who has change.

[Obsidian]

Banned because he's paranoid and narcissistic and SOMEHOW has a shotgun.

[Scorpia]

Banned because it's only loaded with rubber bullets(this is a resourceful bum!)

[Obsidian]

Banned because rubber bullets still sting like a mother...(I think the bum used to be a scientist for Black Mesa)

[Scorpia]

Banned because you could just wear a flak jacket or something, or better yet bring a portal gun!

[The Scoutman]

Banned because some bum kept telling me to destroy the portal gun...WITH LEMONS

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned because

[Razor235]

Banned because Cave Johnson injected you with Mantis DNA when you were asleep.

[The Scoutman]

Banned because Mantis Man WILL be featured in HL3

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned because I am now the most powerful practicioner of psychokinesis...IN THE WORLD!!!

[Razor235]

Banned because I am master of the universe

[Nagisa]

Banned because I am the multiverse, and you are tiny... or something...

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for something.

[Nagisa]

Banned because the pool is closed.

[Obsidian]

Banned because the pool doesn't have a smooth talking, miniature shark in charge of security.