Ban the person above you!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for giggling.

[J.C.]

Banned for not giggling yourself.

[The Scoutman]

Banned because you need to think out of the box

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned for even having a box

[Srake]

Banned because its a cube.

[Collective Foal]

Banned because I'm a sphere

[Scorpia]

Banned for not stating the horrible accident that left you a sphere.

[Madman]

Banned for having 69 rep.

Heheh, 69.

[Scorpia]

Banned because that's just terrible and immature andyoushouldn'tthinklikethatdoyouknowwhatyourmothermaythinksimplyhowdareyoupointoutthatmyrepisthesexualpostionknownas69ing.

 

Hey, were you listening to me? i was trying to scold you you know!

[Obsidian]

Banned for rattling off like an old man.

[Scorpia]

Banned because i'm sure it made somebody chuckle, kinda...

[Obsidian]

Banned because no one is going to validate you with a chuckle, laugh, giggle, or even a snort.

[Scorpia]

Banned because i'm sure sublime disagrees with you right, sublime?

.....

sublime?

[Epsilon]

Banned for not calling me Lord Sublime.

 

Sure... but... WHYAREYOUSINGLINGMEOUTKVFHK

[Collective Foal]

Banned because I don't see a paper saying I must do so.

[Scorpia]

Banned for being able to read this.

[Obsidian]

Banned because the joke's on you, I can't read!

[Scorpia]

Banned because i'll give you 5 reasons why that's bullshit!

 

...

[Srake]

Banned because an ellipsis is not 5 reasons.

[J.C.]

Banned because I call that "3 points", and not your fancy elliptical name.