Ban the person above you!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned because Gabe Newell told me to ban you.

[Axeldeath]

Banned because you made 12 pages of the weirdest bans I've seen in a looooong time.

[Collective Foal]

Banned because the jellyfish in the window said you had to be punished.

[Scorpia]

Banned because i almost missed banning someone on this page, WHEW! don't want the world to explode.

[Obsidian]

Banned because the world probably wouldn't have noticed.

[Scorpia]

Banned because it would, you don't even know.

[Obsidian]

Banned because I need to start wearing warmer PJs... I'm freezing right now. You're banned for that, too.

[The Scoutman]

Banned because you should know better...

[Scorpia]

Banned for the future of gaming.

[The Scoutman]

Banned for the good of all of us

[Obsidian]

Banned for my amusement.

[The Scoutman]

Banned because thats an abuse of the powers given to you by the AF constitution

[Obsidian]

Banned because I thought that was toilet paper...

[Scorpia]

there's a clause on that..."if these documents are used as sanitary wipes, then you're hereby banned forever." well, see ya.

[Obsidian]

Banned because I dare you to show me that clause *gives you the used constitution* there you go!

[Scorpia]

ew, you make it a habbit to keep shitty documents? ok..it's right here right between the 4th asterisk and the shit stain. see?

 

Banned for eating corn.

[Obsidian]

Banned because I didn't have any corn....... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[Axeldeath]

BANNED 'CAUSE YOU'RE STARTING AGAIN

[Obsidian]

BANNED CUZ SOMEONE HAS TOO

[Axeldeath]

Banned because I think I'm going to get ninja'd by Bill soon :/