Ban the person above you!

[Obsidian]

Banned because volvic isn't filled with liquor.

[ProHypster]

Banned because I have malibu coconut rum.

[Obsidian]

Banned because I have a lovely bunch of coconuts...

[Scorpia]

Banned because they're standing in a row.

[ProHypster]

Banned because I will have them shot therefore become the alpha male here.

[Obsidian]

Banned for ruining my duet with bill D:

[Scorpia]

Banned for ruining something beautiful man!

...OB beat me.

[ProHypster]

Banned because that was also done to become alpha male.

[Scorpia]

Banned because you can't beat my manliness, i wouldn't even try!

[Obsidian]

Banned because women always come out on top.

[ProHypster]

Banned because that's because men are lazy! (See what I did there?)

[Scorpia]

Banned because i'm a bottom man, so that works for me. (cwatididthere?)

quite beating me!! seriously, i said basically the same thing!

[ProHypster]

Banned because my manliness is destroying you.

[Scorpia]

Banned because ninja-ing isn't manliness! senseless nepotism is!

[ProHypster]

Banned because my biceps beats your biceps.

[Obsidian]

Banned because my womanliness tricked both you and Bill into falling for an obvious trap

[Scorpia]

Banned because you haven't even seen my biceps son!

 

Banned because doesn't that always happen?

[ProHypster]

Banned because quit making sense, we're supposed to show our manliness.

[Scorpia]

Banned for indecent exposure! that's not how you show your manliness!

[Obsidian]

Banned because manliness disappears quite quickly... just don't start slapping each other. I don't have enough popcorn to share with the whole forum.