Ban the person above you!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned because I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand.

[Srake]

Banned because I'm behind on my banning quota.

[Obsidian]

Banned for getting behind. Try harder!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Both are banned for ruining the song.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for having a dick.

[Axeldeath]

Banned for not hitting it with a stick

 

 

(wait wat)

[The Scoutman]

Banned for not suggesting a hammer instead of a stick

[Scorpia]

Banned for inciting gratuitous violence.

[J.C.]

Banned because at least it was free.

[Scorpia]

Banned for having a point.

[J.C.]

Banned because here it is:

 

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Preemptive ban for not laughing at my lame joke.

[Scorpia]

Banned for not having Ellipsis. ("..." < those things.)

[J.C.]

Banned because I think I have some guillemets somewhere.... let's see... oh, here they are

 

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[Scorpia]

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Banned because that's a paragraph symbol...

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and those are 5 clubs. i think i win.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Banned because there are too much bans here.

[J.C.]

Banned for criticizing the overabundance of bans in this thread.

[Nagisa]

Banned for being the 5458th person to be banned.

[J.C.]

Banned because I just noticed a pumpkin in your avatar.

[The Scoutman]

Banned because your vision is not augmented

[J.C.]

Banned for being in a zoo (unless it's a farm).