Ban the person above you!

[alphabetagamma]

Banned for activating my trap card

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for not using punctuation.

[Epsilon]

Banned because punctuation is not necessary for sentence fragments.

[Reaper Jack]

Banned for being responsible for the 1908 Tunguska Blast.

[Brad]

Banned because Epsilon isn't a meteor.

[Madman]

Banned because pickles.

[Brad]

Banned because they aren't Vlasic.

[Madman]

Banned because your post started with the letter "B".

[Brad]

You're banned because your post didn't start with the letter "Y".

[Reaper Jack]

Banned for not banning in alphabetic order

[Madman]

Banned because cookies.

[Brad]

Banned because brownies.

[Reaper Jack]

Banned because the cake is a lie.

[Brad]

Banned because the pie is the truth, and the truth shall set you free.

 

Oh, and you'll get free pie!

[Jek Jek Roo]

Banned because the cake is a spy!

[Srake]

Banned because as soon as Pennon's Blade shows up in my hand, Your fucked!

I'll Use my Kor's Outfitter's special ability to bring Pennon's Blade out on my Serra's Angel For free!

And with each friendly creature on the field I'll gain a +1/1 on My angel!

My Regular 4/4 Flyer will soon be the stongest card in my deck!

Although that 4/4 Flyer was already the strongest card in Wielding Steel.

AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP ME FROM ATTACKING YOU DIRECTLY UNLESS YOU HAVE A DEFENDER WITH REACH OR A SPELL CARD THAT WILL ALLOW YOU TO INSTANTLY DESTROY MY CARD!

 

EDIT: I think I may have to lie down after that... I have never geeked out like that before...

[Brad]

Banned for allowing me to construct the most powerful card in my deck.

 

EXODIOUS, OBLITERATE!

[Srake]

Banned because, I activate My spell Arrest!

[Doom Shepherd]

Banned because it's been too long since I've banned anyone.

 

Also, because CCG games pale in comparison to tabletop RPG's. I use my Helm of Disintegration. Save Vs. Spells or roll up a new character.

[Srake]

Banned, I'll roll a new character...

I really need to get better stat rolls this time...