Ban the person above you!

[alphabetagamma]

Banned because I have a top typing speed of over 277 WPM. I'll show you.

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[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for posting before me AND for having the site NOT inform me.

[Doom Shepherd]

Banned for way too many consonants. Also because when I tried to say that, I think I broke my esophagus.

 

Also, banned for editing your ban and making me look silly.

[alphabetagamma]

Banned for looking silly and making me wonder what Psychotic Ninja's original post was.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned because it's way too hot and I can blame it on you.

[alphabetagamma]

Banned because you know about my secret weather machine

[Brian234]

banned for keeping it secret

[Epsilon]

Banned for banning someone who banned Alyxx, the only person here who's only banned me once (the previous record holder was Psychotic Ninja).

[Psychotic Ninja]

Pyhhat vun ryjehk y tasudejydeuhym bucdan vun y cekhydina.

[a clever name]

banned for not speaking engilsh

[Epsilon]

Banned for not being able to think of a clever name.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for keeping track of who's banned you, who hasn't, and how many times they have.

[alphabetagamma]

Pyhhat vun cbaygehk Ym Prat

[Epsilon]

Banned for speaking Al Bhed (I think).

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for finding out.

[alphabetagamma]

Banned for confirming rather than denying Epsilon's post.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for wanting me to lie.

[alphabetagamma]

Banned for thinking that saying "I can neither confirm nor deny that" is lying.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for not realizing that in a way, "I can neither confirm nor deny that", is lying.

[a clever name]

banned for making me think about his post for more than a second