Ban the person above you!

[ProHypster]

Banned for making me get my microscope only to realize it's broken.

[that guy]

Banned for having a broken microscope.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Banned for being that guy (who don't know how to fix the microscope)

[Doom Shepherd]

Banned because the voices told me to.

[alphabetagamma]

Banned for listening to the voices

[Epsilon]

Banned for disobeying said voices.

[alphabetagamma]

Banned for banning me for disobeying the voices even though I didn't disobey the voices.

[ThePhunMaster]

Banned for listening to the voices and disobeying them because they told you to disobey them.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for thinking you could give yourself reputation.

[alphabetagamma]

Banned for not giving me reputation

[Kirkreng]

Banned for wanting reputation.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for banning ABG

[The Hamburglar]

Banned for having the ability to ban.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for banning a moderator.

[The Hamburglar]

Banned for banning an innocent user.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for lying about being innocent.

[The Hamburglar]

Banned for seeing through my ruse.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for being a terrible liar.

[Lord Sinister]

I ban the person above me for exposing a terrible liar.

[The Hamburglar]

Banned for banning the banner who banned the terrible liar.