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Banned for not being cool enough to go back in time to give yourself the time machine that you invent in 60 years.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Banned for not realizing that a paradox is fixed by simply switching to an alternate timeline.

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Banned for not realizing that switching to an alternate timeline can have dire consequences.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

http://myanimelist.net/profile/MantisDude

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Banned for thinking that me being even more awesome is a 'dire consequence'.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Banned for using a hot air balloon as an escape vehicle after pulling off the most sophisticated ice cream heist of all time.

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Banned for hating on ice cream filled hot air balloons.

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Banned for not respecting my right as a human being to have the opinion of hating ice cream filled hot air balloons. Gosh.

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Banned for thinking that a non-human has any reason to respect human rights.

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HEY MAN, THAT'S NOT-oh hold on it has to be a ban

Banned for HEY MAN THAT'S NOT COOL.

Actually banned for accidentally stealing a spatula after using it to save someone's life in a grocery store and then walking off into the sunset.

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Banned for breaking the flow of things. Yeah I saw what you did there. *squinty eyes*

Retired Forum Moderator

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Banned for thinking about stopping at a hotdog stand once and then deciding against it.

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