Ban the person above you!

[Peran]

Banned for not having enough watermelon Jelly Belly candy canes to share with the rest of the class. I mean, come on, man. The class has, what, 25 people maybe? It looks like you're pretty set on the watermelon flavor, but each box has 12 candy canes, four of them being watermelon. Let's assume you wanted to horde all the watermelon flavored ones for yourself, that leaves us with 8 additional candy canes per box, to feed 24 people.

 

You'd need to buy 3 boxes. The boxes are only $3.18. If you would've just spent $9.54 (not including sales tax), you could've not only made all of your classmates feel indebted to you through the social law of reciprocity, but you also could've avoided being banned and gotten 12 of the watermelon candy canes for yourself. Next time think it through.

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for overthinking your ban reason.

[K4_Kydure]

Banned for being a neerrrddd.

[Zaraki]

Banned for having really cute pink hair in pigtails.

[Blightmare]

Banned for danger to fellow users due to unhealthy love of combat.

[K4_Kydure]

Banned for having blue eye shadow.

[Zaraki]

Banned for having a cute fang and nice blue eyes.

[Peran]

Banned for going to an elementary school career day assembly and convincing all of the children to want to be a technical writer instead of doing something creative with their lives.

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for overly complex reasons.

[CaptianMelonhead]

Banned for no reason

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for not posting a reason.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for reasoning his post.

[Peran]

Banned for creating a paradox by inventing a time machine and then going back in time to stop yourself from inventing said time machine.

[Blightmare]

Banned for joining at 3:48 AM

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for joining at 4:18 AM

[Blightmare]

Banned for confirming my suspicions that the join date is subject to the viewers time zone and not the joiners time zone.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for the fact that my join time is wrong seeing as I never get up at 6 am (even when I had school), the date seems right, but not the time. Hell, I've even have the right timezone for this site.

[ThePest179]

Banned for thinking about time.

[K4_Kydure]

Terminated Banned for letting 682 the lizard out of it's cage.

[ThePest179]

Banned for spreading classified information.