Ban the person above you!

[ThePest179]

Banned because I don't care.

[Collective Foal]

Banned for not caring

[ThePest179]

Banned for caring. And not using periods.

[rairii]

Banned for not using a comma.

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned for not using a condom.

[rairii]

Banned because condoms are for pussies, both in a literal and figurative sense.

[ThePest179]

Banned because you aren't reporting enough spammers.

[rairii]

Banned because I've been reporting spammers the past three times we've got them.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for not being alone.

[Collective Foal]

Banned because I don't wanna be lonely tonight.

[ThePest179]

Banned because now I need to fill the void from the (now dead) spammers.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for not doing so.

[ThePest179]

Banned because I'm sad right now.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for this:

 

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[ThePest179]

Banned because I'm still sad.

[Collective Foal]

Banned because you only think you're sad. The lack of serotonin in your cranial neurons can be easily fixed with a supplement.

[ThePest179]

Banned because it's 8:06 PM where I am.

[Collective Foal]

Banned for use of a statement irrelevant to the current situation.

[ThePest179]

Banned because I'll use any statement that may be as irrelevant as tomato syrup.

[rairii]

banned for not being trained in gorilla warfare