Ban the person above you!

[Humin]

Banishment has been confirmed. Prepare to be expunged by the outside world.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned because you can't ban me I'M THE GOD DAM BIG BANG

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned because there's no such thing as a God Dam. You can of course God Damn, but it's doubtful God will actually assist in your damning efforts.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned because, from a certain point of view, a dam in Israel could in fact be considered a God Dam.

[Collective Foal]

Banned because there's a place in West Virginia referred to (by most) as the Gad Dam:

 

Summersville Lake:

The US Corps of Engineers broke a long-standing tradition in naming what was called the Summersville Project. Tradition holds that the project will be named after the town nearest the site of construction, unless named for a person (such as Hoover Dam). However, the town of Summersville was not the one nearest the dam. The village of Gad (located near the present-day marina) was literally flooded at the opening of the reservoir. After briefly considering the name "Gad Dam," it was instead decided to name the project after the next nearest town – Summersville

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned for doing research

[iAmaNoob]

Banned to the moon because I can

[Collective Foal]

Banned because I can't get to sleep and, considering your avatar, you should be helping me...

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for having a way too awesome avatar.

[danielsangeo]

Banning to break the line of Pony avatars.

[Collective Foal]

Banned for not accepting us as your overlord and succumbing to our might.

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned for being a dictator and not hiring a decoy of yourself to kill in case you need to fake your own death, only to get killed by another person immediately afterward.

[Collective Foal]

Banned for plotting against the king!

[iAmaNoob]

Banned for BUTTSECK!

LOL

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned for being a noob.

[Aldibar]

Banned for being prejudice against noobs.

[Humin]

Banned for being too patient.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for... I dunno.

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for not being harder on the MLP crap that is leaving the MLP thread.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for still complaining about it.