Ban the person above you!

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned because only virgins think of hymens

[Obsidian]

Banned because you haven't thought of a hymen in centuries

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned because I haven't

[Average Internet Guy]

Banned because you two should get a room!

[Obsidian]

Banned because you have as much wood as your avatar!

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for being a mindreader

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for being open minded.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for being psychominded.

[Collective Foal]

Banned for banning a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy.........

[8 more stretched pages later]

who banned a guy who banned a guy who banned a guy. Done.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for another banception.

[Obsidian]

Banned for not employing gunception.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for being a sexy cat

[Humin]

meow

[Martin]

Banned because YOU BROKE THE RULES! GOD DAMMIT! GOD! GOD DAMMIT!

[Obsidian]

Banned for not watching your fucking shit ass mouth on these family friendly forums.

[Scorpia]

Banned because it's 4:00 for some reason.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for not knowing how time works.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned for making eye contact with yourself on the testing track and wiping out time. Entirely. Forward and backward. You should've just let that handsome devil go about his business.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for thinking I'm a handsome devil.

[Humin]

Banned because you may be a handsome devil, but that makes you a hideous angel.