Ban the person above you!

[J.C.]

Banned for lack of paranoid thinking. Rule number one in a zombie apocalypse scenario: always assume undead infestation.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned because that would just lead to everyone dying. Besides, it would be simple to bomb the entrances and seal the zombies underground. It isn't like anyone is using the space anymore.

[J.C.]

Banned because I sometimes like to go underground, and wander for hours in the dark tunnels.

[Humin]

Banned because you just gave yourself away to being a little kid.

 

Banned because I'm almost 18 and my health class sucks.

[Srake]

Banned because I'm 16 and I was required to take health this year. I didn't learn anything I didn't already know.

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned because I turn 16 next month and can't remember how to divide fractions. Or how to do fraction math practically at all. In fact, I can't remember half the stuff I learned yesterday.

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for emulating the show your avatar is based upon.

[Obsidian]

Banned for missing the mark.

[Humin]

Banned for hitting the mark.

[danielsangeo]

Banned for not being Mark.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned because that's three posts involving 'mark' without a pirate reference.

[J.C.]

Banned because now it's four.

[The Scoutman]

Banned because i got a Mark II aimed at you (now its 5, yay).

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for not watching me completing the Sublimely Magnificent Jecht Shot Mark III.

[Humin]

Banned for killing private ryan.

[The Scoutman]

Banned for combo breaking

[danielsangeo]

Banned for grammar and spelling errors in your sig.

[The Scoutman]

Banned for enforcing grammar on the internet.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for counter-enforcing it.

[Obsidian]

Banned for tits