Ban the person above you!

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned because what?

[Martin]

Banned for being forged.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned because what?

Banned because I was asking why do the vampires in twilight sparkle, which is you

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for asking a stupid question

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned because he also compared me to Twilight. Some lines are not made to be crossed.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for crossing the streams.

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned for crossing dress.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for drossing cress.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned for not getting the "plot"

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Banned for being poni

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned for a ridiculously suggestive Fluttershy avatar.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Banned because I knew exactly what you would ban me for

And you banned me for it.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned because you could not have predicted my exact words.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Banned because I DID predict whoever would ban me was going to post "Banned for having a suggestive Fluttershy avatar", and your ban reason was close enough.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned because I said "exact" and not "approximate".

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Banned because I don't care what the fuck you said, I'm a god damn admin and I can abuse my power all I want to.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned because we all abuse the power equally anyway, so therefore, there is no true power.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Banned for not giving me the Elements of Harmony

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Banned because the full image my avatar comes from is actually NSFW.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned because that much is obvious.