Ban the person above you!

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned because I'm not dead inside I just think that that was a very bad remake of an old story

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for still having a pony of some sort in all of your posts.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for thinking you're Chuck Norris.

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for not using Waterfox.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned because most Mac users actually use two mouse buttons.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Banned because I use six.

[Martin]

Banned because I don't have a mouse.

[Nagisa]

Banned because I use the mouse 90% less than most people ^_^

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned because I can never understand why it is called a mouse

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Banned because it's shaped like a mouse.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Banned because yup.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned because I play with my mouse even when I'm not on my computer.

[Scorpia]

Banned because i don't use a mouse, i use a system of telepathic nerve ending manipulating synopsis to make my computer click stuff...if you're asking me to highlight stuff, that's much too complicated.

[Martin]

Banned for living in a different timezone than me.

[Scorpia]

Banned because i could really use a pepsi right now...that's somehow your fault. Give me a minute to think of a reason why.

 

Inb4: "banned for needing a minute" or something like that.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Banned for drinking Pepsi instead of Coke.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned for liking coke and not A&W

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned for not doing cocaine with me last Friday.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned because that's not cocaine!?!

[Chuckthe2nd]

Banned because yeah, I meant this kind of Coke: