Ban the person above you!

[Martin]

Banned for not being the second coming of Christ.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned because that's next week

[Lord Sinister]

Banned for being a Doctor! ;P

[Martin]

Banned because you are most likely procrastinating now.

[Mr Green]

Banned because you sexually harass people.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned because that's my job

[Lord Sinister]

Banned for abusing your position as a doctor.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned for pointing it out

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned for being a "Captan"

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned for fighting for the evil celestrea

[Nagisa]

Banned for not regenerating.

[Srake]

Banned because now I'm swaying back and forth too.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned because thats just the drugs taking effect

[Srake]

Banned because I'm not a pony anymore.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned because thats what the drugs do

[Srake]

Banned because drugs turned me into a pony. When Applejack started his contest he knocked me out and had his henchmen torture me. They injected me with drugs a couple days later and I transformed. I then killed everyone in the compound and escaped. I was actually gonna post this in the Giveaway thread, but decided not to after finishing writing it. It was a really long RP post.

 

So if anyone wants to be a pony, just ask Applejack/Psychotic Ninja.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned for not saving the story

[Lord Sinister]

Banned for wanting the story saved!

[Doom Shepherd]

Banned because wombats.

[Martin]

Banned because goddamn zubats.