Say something bad about Ross or his stupid show here

[WhiteFlame]

Ok, so this thread is for fan fiction, got it. Carry on

[beepbod]

saw him covered in blood in a walmart parking lot on his knees screaming at the top of his lungs a few years back

[rampantjesus]

ross is a strong caveman

[Alyxx Thorne]

[ScumCoder]

On 6/30/2022 at 10:04 PM, rampantjesus said:

ross is a strong caveman

[blanehale]

Ross Scott is a bad guy? Now things are beginning to make sense. More later.

[Deep Dive Devin]

I really wanna know exactly what mentality makes a person post exactly once, wait two and a half years, and only post again when roleplaying as a dude from a terrible old adventure game from 30 years ago

[Im_CIA]

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I really wanna know exactly what mentality makes a person post exactly once, wait two and a half years, and only post again when roleplaying as a dude from a terrible old adventure game from 30 years ago

He is sipping Moloko Ross and partaking in a bit of the old Ultra-Shitposting

[kakafarm]

Me and Ross go way back.  We've known each other for ages now, and I'll tell you - the man has no integrity.

Back then we had a few business ventures together, all legit, of course, until he comes up with the bright idea of running motivational speeches.

You see, I have a knack for public speaking and he's an exceptionally good writer, so I'm the face of the operation while he's working in the background, writing them speeches, right?

We do exactly that, and we start attracting a bunch of die hard fans.  Some people just have to get their motivational pep talk, you see.

After a while he decides we should start a co-housing group, with some steep admission fees, of course.  Ya gotta run the place somehow.

It'll be for all them like minded individuals who want to live with similarly like minded individuals - those with too much money and not enough sense.

Some time passes, and we're all getting comfortable with the arrangement.  Fancy house, fancy food and wine, surrounded by sycophants willing to do whatever we tell 'em.  That's nice.

But good things are not meant to be forever.

The Man starts sniffing around, and they have no good reason to do that, we're not breaking any law, we're just living our lives peacefully, I swear.

We go to a fancy restaurant, Mediterranean I think, and I whisper to Ross about the ominous visit.  He just nods and tells me he'll sort it out.  I tell him I have a bad feeling about it.

Next day a whole troop comes in and breaks the place down.  As I am carried off outside the gates of our village, guess what I see?

It's Ross getting a pouch full of money from an officer of the law.

He ratted me out faster than you can say "Intentional Community"!

And for what?  For thirty stinking pieces of silver!

[Im_CIA]

Is this true?

[kakafarm]

Im_CIA asked:

 

> Is this true?

 

Would I ever lie to you?