ROSS'S GAME DUNGEON: DAEMONICA

[Ross Scott]

New Game Dungeon!  This is an intentional post-Halloween episode since I felt like this game had a good Halloween vibe to it, but wasn't spooky enough in itself to qualify.  It's been kind of intense coming out with this many videos, I started it all pretty much after the Sonic episode and the past 2 weeks it's basically been almost all I've been doing.  More videos coming, but I'm going to have to slow down the pace a bit!  I'm definitely looking forward to the next non-Game Dungeon, it's one I've been trying to make for a year or two now.

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[Chiefpigloo]

Not complaining, it seems like the latest game dungeons resemble a play through of the game unlike the early ones which were more like a review. 

[Bo Carter]

Since you pointed out a historical inaccuracy, I figured I should point out a major one you missed. Earlier in the game they mentioned how the Corn was making people sick. 
Corn originates from Mexico, corn wouldn't have come to Europe till The Columbia exchange of 1492, about 100-200 years at minimum from when the game takes place.

[Steve the Pocket]

24 minutes ago, Bo Carter said:

Since you pointed out a historical inaccuracy, I figured I should point out a major one you missed. Earlier in the game they mentioned how the Corn was making people sick. 
Corn originates from Mexico, corn wouldn't have come to Europe till The Columbia exchange of 1492, about 100-200 years at minimum from when the game takes place.

"Corn" was just what they called grain back then. It still checks out. If anything, it's weird that Americans were like "'Maize', huh? Nah, we'll just call it 'corn'. And also we'll stop using 'corn' to refer to anything else ever again. Except peppercorn."

[ScumCoder]

It would suck real hard to die and find the same bureaucratic shit on the other side too.

[Im_CIA]

1 hour ago, RaTcHeT302 said:

HOW MANY MORE ARE THERE OUT THERE

 

[xawesomecorex]

Just popping in to say that the game engine was 3DGameStudio.

[Im_CIA]

maybe Ross just wanted to get as many videos out before the global implosion

[Ross Scott]

27 minutes ago, Im_CIA said:

maybe Ross just wanted to get as many videos out before the global implosion

I really just have lots of ideas and got more ambitious than I should have (I was working MILITANTLY this past month), but I admit, that thought has crossed my mind once or twice this year.

[Im_CIA]

2 minutes ago, RaTcHeT302 said:

i'd rather leave the existential dread to rot in hell like it deserves to, but if i get more done in a month, that's cool with me, i don't need the threat of death to motivate me, the result alone is good enough, i feel like that's how life should be in general anyway, not constantly worrying about dying, but, oh well

It has to go all the way though. Like completely Mad Max. If it's a scenario where I still have to pay taxes I'll be pissed.

[Im_CIA]

1 minute ago, RaTcHeT302 said:

i think i'd rather just die, mad max would be so boring too, but that's beyond the point, good luck having any FOOD OR WATER

 

our system is bad but, i'll take it over mad max, i enjoy eating, once in a while at least

 

yeah i think it beats starving to death, or worst, dying of thirst, sounds like a horrible way to go, sheesh

 

I'll cut my self a slice of the African Warlord in Arizona business or I'll die trying. 

[Im_CIA]

5 minutes ago, RaTcHeT302 said:

eh you'll probably get eaten by the first two dogs you'll stumble upon, or by the cannibals

 

or you'll just get run over by the people with guns, car guns

 

or shot

 

or speared

 

or you'll die in the desert, cuz deserts are hot (don't die in a desert, that's bad, people)

 

lots of ways to die, very few to live

your odds are uh, not in your favour, uh at all

 

i'm not sure what you'll cut up beyond a slice of cake, i mean do you even have a knife? where are you even going to get the equipment? you are just some random nobody in the middle of the desert, of course you are dead, you were already dead, always were

 

actually this is just your own immagination, this isn't real, none of this is, this is just an illusion created by your brain after your traumatic, uh, dying experience, this is just your brain zapping you, telling you that everything is fine, aaaand a crow is eating your leg

 

1 minute ago, RaTcHeT302 said:

i mean can you for real immagine some nerds in the middle of the desert trying to fend off an angry gang of cannibals with guns?

 

pfttt, you never stood a chance

 

honestly you have better odds of summoning the actual satan to fight for you, than at actual survival for far more than just 5 seconds in some desert

 

this is such a dumb discussion but i'm having fun with it, so i'll just keep it going

THE DEMONS CAN GO TO HELL, WE HAVE OUR OWN HELL HERE, OUR OWN HELL ON EARTH

 

Who said I'm not armed? If I'm lucky, I'll get to eat a few people before the more grizzled survivalist types find me.

[Kaiosama TLJ]

I have to admit, this game does have a interesting idea for the premise, but I kind of suffers from the "stupidity is the only option" trope, especially in the part where you drink the poisoned wine from the mayor. Also, even though I don't disagree with you that Fabian is annoying, I can see his motivation as a villain to be plausible. After all, that period wasn't called "The Dark Ages" for nothing, so I wouldn't be surprised if someone had gone insane and wanted to see everything burn by either trying to summon a demon or going out "Joker style".

Edited November 3, 2020 by Kaiosama TLJ (see edit history)

[Kaiosama TLJ]

1 minute ago, RaTcHeT302 said:

nah fabian is that one forum user, WHO IS ALWAYS A CONTRARIAN, JUST FOR THE SAKE OF BEING A CONTRARIAN, because otherwise he won't feel special

 

fabian is just a dumb asshole, really, i think his motivation is, idiotic at best, not villanous

 

Not every villain need to have a "smart" motivation, especially when they are insane. And I've seen worse villains with even dumber motivations before, so...

[Im_CIA]

3 minutes ago, Kaiosama TLJ said:

 

And I've seen worse villains with even dumber motivations before, so...

Pic Related

[Im_CIA]

1 minute ago, RaTcHeT302 said:

 

i have no idea who that is

 

also that cropping is pure heresy

 

 

edit: oh i'm dumb the whole image is letterboxed lol

 

Be glad you don't. 500 episodes of culminating bullshit

[Kaiosama TLJ]

1 minute ago, Im_CIA said:

Pic Related

 

Actually, I was thinking more about this guy:

 

 

He's a main character, but he tecnically counts as a villain, and it's even one of the selling pitches of that travesty.

[Im_CIA]

2 minutes ago, RaTcHeT302 said:

OH MY GOD I HAD THE MOST HILARIOUS IDEA

 

PAINT PEOPLE, JUST GET SOME DAMN PAINT

 

 

PAINT THOSE DAMN HELL RUNES, BOOM, EVIL MOTHERFUCKING DEFEATEAD

 

i mean they have friggin jigsaws i'm sure they can paint some runes over lol

 

JUST DON'T STEP ON THE EVIL HELL FLOOR

I DEFEATED SATAN

 

just use the paint bucket tool on that bitch lol

 

[Im_CIA]

3 minutes ago, Kaiosama TLJ said:

 

Actually, I was thinking more about this guy:

 

 

He's a main character, but he tecnically counts as a villain, and it's even one of the selling pitches of that travesty.

Yeah that's a face that says I'm 14 and I have problems

[Kaiosama TLJ]

1 minute ago, RaTcHeT302 said:

who the fuck is that, i've never seen a more generic looking face in my life, he looks like some deviant art model gone wrong

That's... A very accurate description.

 

He's the main character from Hunt Down the Freeman. You know, that shitty Half-Life fanfic that got endorsed by Valve.