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@Ross Scott this was one of (very few) videos I've ever seen that made me literally put it on pause to stop laughing. A couple times I laughed so hard that my diaphragm went into spasm and scared me that I won't be able to breathe.

 

4 hours ago, Ross Scott said:

...so is this a situation where a 12-years-old wants to marry Sonic, and Sonic is saying “Yeah, that’s nice, but you’re 12 years old. I can’t be with a 12 year old. That’s not cool”. So he gets all weirded out by this.

 

But now that she’s formed a team, she’s brought along Big the Cat as an enforcer. And the thing is, Sonic Adventure left me with an impression that he is mildly retarded. Literally. Sort of like Lennie from “Of Mice and Men”, except without the guidance of George. It seems like his main mentor is just some frog he found. It’s kind of tragic, really. He is not smart, but he is huge, and he follows orders; so now Amy’s recruited him to try and instigate a shotgun wedding for herself.

 

And the thing is, no one understands why this is a problem. No one on her team has the mental capacity to understand why she can’t marry Sonic. So they have to work their relationship problems out in public in a giant team brawl. Yeah, I take back what I said; this is fascinating writing. In fact, I wouldn’t mind seeing a real life enactment of this: a 12 year old girl with a hammer, some toddlers and a hulk, beating up her beau and friends to marry him.

 

…they fling themselves over the edge to fall to their imminent deaths. Sure, I’ll marry you, Amy. Till Death do us part.

So yeah, that was kind of tragic and brutal. Wasn’t expecting that.

 

It doesn't matter how long these videos take to make if they will continue to shine decades later.

 

Game: "Just barely good enough".

Ross: [Nyet 3 scream]

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@Ross Scott this was one of (very few) videos I've ever seen that made me literally put it on pause to stop laughing. A couple times I laughed so hard that my diaphragm went into spasm and scared me that I won't be able to breathe.

 

24 minutes ago, Ross Scott said:

...so is this a situation where a 12-years-old wants to marry Sonic, and Sonic is saying “Yeah, that’s nice, but you’re 12 years old. I can’t be with a 12 year old. That’s not cool”. So he gets all weirded out by this.

 

But now that she’s formed a team, she’s brought along Big the Cat as an enforcer. And the thing is, Sonic Adventure left me with an impression that he is mildly retarded. Literally. Sort of like Lennie from “Of Mice and Men”, except without the guidance of George. It seems like his main mentor is just some frog he found. It’s kind of tragic, really. He is not smart, but he is huge, and he follows orders; so now Amy’s recruited him to try and instigate a shotgun wedding for herself.

 

And the thing is, no one understands why this is a problem. No one on her team has the mental capacity to understand why she can’t marry Sonic. So they have to work their relationship problems out in public in a giant team brawl. Yeah, I take back what I said; this is fascinating writing. In fact, I wouldn’t mind seeing a real life enactment of this: a 12 year old girl with a hammer, some toddlers and a hulk, beating up her beau and friends to marry him.

 

…they fling themselves over the edge to fall to their imminent deaths. Sure, I’ll marry you, Amy. Till Death do us part.

So yeah, that was kind of tragic and brutal. Wasn’t expecting that.

 

It doesn't matter how long these videos take to make if they will continue to shine decades later.

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