You know you're obsessed with AF when...

[BTGBullseye]

21. You keep a crowbar under your desk at work, so you can beat the snot out of people when they think you died...

[Alyxx Thorne]

22. Your favourite candy is oxycodone.

[Darkorth]

20 You scream "SUCKER" when you pass by someone who's late for work.

I did that before I even watched AF, I thought it is the normal thing to do

 

Correcting:

 

20 You scream "SUCKER" when you pass by some who's late for work, knowingly referring to FM, and expect others to understand. (then you realize that IRL you don't know any other users of this forum/fans of FM)

[BTGBullseye]

23. If you think "Hooga-saka, hooga-saka, hoo..." every time you run and jump.

[Alyxx Thorne]

24. You have a fear of tunnels.

[Jek Jek Roo]

25. Your history teacher is angry at you, and he think you're a moron because you said the only reason why does the dinosaurs doesn't exist is Gordon Freeman.

[BTGBullseye]

26. If you repeatedly ride dangerous/fast moving equipment, and say "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" every time.

[Alyxx Thorne]

27. You spontaneously talk and act like a pirate.

[BTGBullseye]

27. You spontaneously talk and act like a pirate.

That could also happen if you have Avast! though, so......

[Jek Jek Roo]

27. You spontaneously talk and act like a pirate.

 

Yarrrrhrhr!!! Agreed!

 

28. You go fishing with a shotgun

[Alyxx Thorne]

29. You spend every day watching every episode of Freeman's Mind and Civil Protection until you know every sentence by heart.

[BTGBullseye]

30. When you can replay all of Ross Scott's videos in your head in every detail, but still watch them IRL...

[The Scoutman]

31 Contantly failing as a Counter-Terrorist on Counter Strike because you keep using the "military standard procedure" of turning the same corner where you just saw all your team members die

[Kirkreng]

32. You have watched any AF videos. It is proven that watching any AF video will instantly make you obsessed, even if you don't know it yet.

[Axeldeath]

33. You made a link to one of Ross's Youtube vid's then clicked it hundreds of times to give Ross money... Because the Accursed donation box isn't available yet.

[Luis]

34. When you think about shooting the pigeons you see on the street with your partner

[BTGBullseye]

35. You actually consider writing "CALL ME ISHMAEL BITCH!" on the side of your car along with a picture of the spot where he shoots the fish...

[Darkorth]

36. If you haven't read Moby Dick, you think it ends saying: "CALL ME ISHMAEL, BITCH!" to the dead whale

[BTGBullseye]

37. If you took Ross's first word for it, and think Glocks have safeties...

[Kirkreng]

38. You smoke, "happy sticks"