Three word story!

[Brad]

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said.

[Jek Jek Roo]

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum

[Epsilon]

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum attacked Username for

[Psychotic Ninja]

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum attacked Username for no raisin! Epsilon

 

(Props if you get the reference)

[Epsilon]

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum attacked Username for no raisin! Epsilon was shocked as

 

I'm going to randomly guess... Half Life: Full Life Consequences?

 

EDIT: It's Futurama.

[Psychotic Ninja]

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum attacked Username for no raisin! Epsilon was shocked as much as Psychotic

[Epsilon]

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum attacked Username for no raisin! Epsilon was shocked as much as Psychotic Tomato. He headshotted

[Psychotic Ninja]

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum attacked Username for no raisin! Epsilon was shocked as much as Psychotic Tomato. He headshotted Epsilon, then Psychotic

[Epsilon]

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum attacked Username for no raisin! Epsilon was shocked as much as Psychotic Tomato. He headshotted Epsilon, then Psychotic Tomato. Psychotic Ninja

[Jek Jek Roo]

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum attacked Username for no raisin! Epsilon was shocked as much as Psychotic Tomato. He headshotted Epsilon, then Psychotic Tomato. Psychotic Ninja was on his

[Blightmare]

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum attacked Username for no raisin! Epsilon was shocked as much as Psychotic Tomato. He headshotted Epsilon, then Psychotic Tomato. Psychotic Ninja was on his coffee break when

[Psychotic Ninja]

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum attacked Username for no raisin! Epsilon was shocked as much as Psychotic Tomato. He headshotted Epsilon, then Psychotic Tomato. Psychotic Ninja was on his coffee break when pirates came to

[Blightmare]

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum attacked Username for no raisin! Epsilon was shocked as much as Psychotic Tomato. He headshotted Epsilon, then Psychotic Tomato. Psychotic Ninja was on his coffee break when pirates came to steal his golden

[Jek Jek Roo]

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum attacked Username for no raisin! Epsilon was shocked as much as Psychotic Tomato. He headshotted Epsilon, then Psychotic Tomato. Psychotic Ninja was on his coffee break when pirates came to steal his golden spoon. "SPOOOOOON!" yelled

[Blightmare]

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum attacked Username for no raisin! Epsilon was shocked as much as Psychotic Tomato. He headshotted Epsilon, then Psychotic Tomato. Psychotic Ninja was on his coffee break when pirates came to steal his golden spoon. "SPOOOOOON!" yelled Psycho Ninja, who

[Epsilon]

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum attacked Username for no raisin! Epsilon was shocked as much as Psychotic Tomato. He headshotted Epsilon, then Psychotic Tomato. Psychotic Ninja was on his coffee break when pirates came to steal his golden spoon. "SPOOOOOON!" yelled Psycho Ninja, who loves kitchen utensils.

[Psychotic Ninja]

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum attacked Username for no raisin! Epsilon was shocked as much as Psychotic Tomato. He headshotted Epsilon, then Psychotic Tomato. Psychotic Ninja was on his coffee break when pirates came to steal his golden spoon. "SPOOOOOON!" yelled Psycho Ninja, who loves kitchen utensils. With his magic

[Blightmare]

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum attacked Username for no raisin! Epsilon was shocked as much as Psychotic Tomato. He headshotted Epsilon, then Psychotic Tomato. Psychotic Ninja was on his coffee break when pirates came to steal his golden spoon. "SPOOOOOON!" yelled Psycho Ninja, who loves kitchen utensils. With his magic he summoned ponies

[Psychotic Ninja]

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum attacked Username for no raisin! Epsilon was shocked as much as Psychotic Tomato. He headshotted Epsilon, then Psychotic Tomato. Psychotic Ninja was on his coffee break when pirates came to steal his golden spoon. "SPOOOOOON!" yelled Psycho Ninja, who loves kitchen utensils. With his magic he summoned ponies which he killed.

[Epsilon]

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum attacked Username for no raisin! Epsilon was shocked as much as Psychotic Tomato. He headshotted Epsilon, then Psychotic Tomato. Psychotic Ninja was on his coffee break when pirates came to steal his golden spoon. "SPOOOOOON!" yelled Psycho Ninja, who loves kitchen utensils. With his magic he summoned ponies which he killed. The aforementioned pirates