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just for future reference, the photo sightings of him aren't out of focus, that's just the way he is naturally.

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My wicked ass sunburn in a nutshell:

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJ

I love you, yet can't stand to know you exist.

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You're in bad company now!

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZATATATATATATA BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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How to kill a brony...

 

  1. Hit it with a 2x4 on the head really hard.
  2. Shove a crowbar 6" up it's nostril.
  3. Dip it in napalm, then throw it through a ring of fire.
  4. Stake it to an Army Ant hill.
  5. Give it lacerations, then dump it in shark infested waters.
  6. Use it as a delivery system for implanted remote detonated explosives.
  7. Give it 250 ibuprofen pills over 10 minutes.
  8. Throw it into a live transformer. (one of the big ones that converts from the 20,000+ volts to 10,000ish)
  9. Force it to watch Justin Beiber for 3 days straight.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Nah, we'll just resurrect. need to find more supernatural means.

Doesn't matter, killing you is the fun part... We just keep killing you until you stop being bronies. The longer that takes, the more ways we get to kill you.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Well okay. it doesn't hurt us unless it's supernatural so go right ahead. we get MLP episodes in the time between dead and resurrected anyways.

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Well okay. it doesn't hurt us unless it's supernatural so go right ahead. we get MLP episodes in the time between dead and resurrected anyways.

Trust me... The pain, you will feel it. It will be excruciating. You will never get used to it.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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right. so you think.

Thinking is only part of what I do... I also know.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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