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I was handed the wrong order from the Chinese food trailer. Beef Rice Curry Sauce instead of Crispy Chicken Rice Stir Fry Sauce.

 

Chip Shop-style curry sauce tastes good (though mediocre), but it looks like it's about to take 5 years off my life.

I USED TO DREAM ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR

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Fined in Elite for carrying a Black Box because logic dictates that returning the ship data of a pirate-destroyed vessel to the family of the dead pilot is punishable by law.

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Drank 4 cocktails last night. Didn't get drunk. Had one called 'Zombie Nation', which you're only allowed 2 of. Maybe it's the second one that wrecks you.

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Drank 4 cocktails last night. Didn't get drunk. Had one called 'Zombie Nation', which you're only allowed 2 of. Maybe it's the second one that wrecks you.

No, it's the third, they just know you're going to sneak one when you're not looking.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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My seeds compute when glitching.

 

This sentence actually makes sense if you think about it.

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The guy at the coffee stand assumed I would take a runner, but nope, I came back and paid for my coffee.

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Things went pretty well today. Submitted some more job applications, had lunch with my sister and played Cards Against Humanity with her roommates, and finished some errands.

 

 

 

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legalize crystal weed

100 percent average every time, all the time.

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