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[Scorpia]

That will never work. I mean, who will provide the pistols? because i can't trust you to provide them seeing how you'd sabotage mine, and you can't trust me because i'll shoot on two, and we can't provide for each other because you neither of us can legally buy a gun. Also, dawn is a horrible time for me.

[Blightmare]

Hm... yes well I'll have to think about that a bit. We may need to track down a third party to provide the terms, conditions, and equipment of our settlement. And how about Dusk? same thing, different sun position.

 

I may need to cut this short. My book hit a really interesting part. Metro 2033 in case you were wondering.

[BTGBullseye]

I can provide the firearms... Who gets the .22 long-barrel bolt action, and who gets the 20-gauge single shot? I'm keeping my own .40 semi-auto pistol in case it's a draw.

[Blightmare]

"You opened the spaghettios and now you gotta sniff em! Pepperoni lickin mother fuckers made me drop my cheeto juice!" - Dunkey

[BTGBullseye]

That's the best you can do for a battle cry? At least mine causes tremors...

[Blightmare]

Mine confuses them for a second, and once they realize what I said I already pied them and ran.

[Epsilon]

DOUBLES FRIES on my steakshake because a box of steamed bagels didn't backhand my turtle upside the toe. YOU THINK YOUR MACCHIATO TURTLES GOT PANCAKE MIX well you got another thing coming when my bottle of scrumpy mixes me a SWEDISHMAN JUMPING WITH AN ICE PICK DING DONG LAMMAWANNEE JUMPING WITH AN ICE PICK, BROWN RADIO TOWER DISEASE KILLED MY CAMEL WITH AN OWL'S IRON LIGHTBULB.

[Zaraki]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_vgaRVM8gE

PootPoot

[Blightmare]

magnificent microwave casserole.

[Pinkie Pie]

[Psychotic Ninja]

Pootis

[Epsilon]

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[BTGBullseye]

This just in...

 

Elmo tickled to death. Story at 11.

[Psychotic Ninja]

[BTGBullseye]

You know what a funny word is?

 

BALLS!!!

 

No, no... Think about it...

 

BALLS!!!

[Zaraki]

[Blightmare]

Half Life 3 Teaser Trailer!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Half Life 3 Teaser Trailer!

 

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[Blightmare]

This pleases my inner asshole. not my outer one. that would be weird and creepy and disgusting.

[Collective Foal]

I tased you two rounds in a row and you turned out to be a freakin DMG you are so bad I swear to god.