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It's also ironic to see you of all people using a MLP reaction image, Epsilon.

I posted a bird looking like it's about to swallow a pony whole. Not those puppy-eyed abominations.

 

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Riley Vashtee: [reading from display] Find the next number in the sequence: 313, 331, 367...? What?

Martha Jones: You said the crew knew all the answers!

Riley:The crew's changed since we set of questions.

Martha: You're joking!

The Doctor: 379.

Martha: What?

The Doctor: It's a sequence of happy primes - 379!

Martha: Happy what?

The Doctor: Just enter it!

Riley: Are you sure? We only get one chance.

The Doctor: Any number that reduces to one when you take the sum of the square of its digits and continue iterating it until it yields 1 is a happy number, any number that doesn't, isn't. A happy prime is both happy and prime. Now type it in!

 

...Goodness, talk about dumbing down. Don't they teach recreational mathematics anymore?

This is a nice metric server. No imperial dimensions, please.

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Did you know there's over 435,000 tobacca an' alcohol related deaths last year? You know how many people marijuana killed? One. One dumbass who tried to hackysack a tarantula.

100 percent average every time, all the time.

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I am the very model of a modern Major-General,

I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical

From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,

I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,

About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;

I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;

I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,

I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,

In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;

I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,

I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!

Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,

And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",

When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin,

When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,

And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",

When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,

When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—

In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy—

You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,

Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;

But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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***WARNING. THREAD DERAIL IMMINENT.***

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HOW YOU COULD DERAIL A RANDOM THREAD.

BY TALKING ABOUT PONIES.

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