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[Bravetriforcer]

Every single person on the Escapist forums are hapless, cynical fuckwads. I blame Yahtzee.

[Jek Jek Roo]

"...So I took the shotgun off the wall

and I fired two warning shots... 

...into his head."

[BTGBullseye]

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>To the owners of the torrent tracker http://www.thepiratebay.org

 

k, lissen plz. tpb haz n0 trakker. it's all about magnet links and dht nowadays. k? tpb !=trakkz0r.

 

> Through our SCADA department we recently discovered unauthorized use of confidential material in connection

> with your website, http://www.thepiratebay.org. As of March 26th 2010, this material has been granted clearance

> for governmental viewing level 3, and must not be copied, distributed or presented in any way without the prior

> consent of Blackwell Briggs.

 

thanks for repeating the sites name, I didn't understand the first time.

Governmental viewing level 3? Is this the final level? what's the boss like in this level? I remember playing

Gradius 2(aka Life Force, aka Salamander, aka best shoot em up ever!!1 no it's not! yes it is! we

dont agree with myself) and on one level there was this huuuge brain with eyes and arms!! I almost dreamt nightmares

about that. luckily I ebeat his ass using the konami code. since then, I've been having serious knightmares about

that brain. just last week I saw this guy walking down the street who looked like a brain (I knows! craaazy!) and I

desperately searched for my NES controller. I didnt know if the guy had the power of lazors or not, but there waz no time to

ask. I finally found the controller in my bag (just under some rugged copies of 2600, a crappy print out of The Coming

Insurrection, a roll of tinfoil and a note with the phone number to a really nice guy I met last night at a bar in a

town I forgot the name of but he had blue eyes and cool shoes just the right type ya know but smelled funky.

Anyway, I pressed Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A and booom! I felt the power of Greyskull flow

through my veins. It was AWESOOOOOOME! Thanks to some previous power bars I now too had the power of laz0rs.

I quickly strafe-jumped to the left, then to the right and then to the right again while screaming Pew! pew! pew!

Nah! Nah! Nah! Peeew! (that gives more power to my lazors and usually defeats even the most annoying bosses and their

bosses bosses). Mr Brain then looked at me with pain and confusion in his eyes, clearly the lazors were working! When

he turned around (probably scared to death!) I quickly jumped behind a crate, reloading my lazors and stood ready if

the brain dude were to return. He didn't. Lucky for him mkey1 I wouldn't wanna turn on my god mode just like that.

So dont think that some level 3 bullshit will scare me. As I've just subliminally (you might wanna google that) told

you, I can deal with any level of bullshit. Yes i can, no i can't but i do!

 

 

> This material was aquired by subversive hacker groups, following a breach of Blackwell Briggs online security systems

> on May 15. These files are now being offered for Internet Download, copying and distribution through filesharing

> technology on your site.

 

"Subversive, hacker groups, breach, online security system, Internet download, copying, distribution, filesharing."

What's this? Saying all these hot words in a row turns me on! ON! This makes me think about hot terminator chicks and

dudes doing naughty things. Yeah! I'll be in your back! Hasta alta vista baby! Cum with me if you want to live!

Yeeeeaah... ...aaaaand I'm done k thx.

 

 

> The confidential material may be found here:

> http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5569484/BlackwellBriggs.Revealed.leaked.K=4YCee

 

Thanks for the link, you just made it public to billions of file sharing dudes and dudettes.

 

 

 

> We strongly advise you to remove all confidential and unauthorized material in connection with Blackwell Briggs

> Corps. Should any torrents and/or original files be found residing on your servers by June 10, our attorneys will

> (a) notify = Europol of your breach of governmental confidentiality (b) inform the Swedish government of your

> illegal activities.

 

I could go on a rant here about how no material is kept on our servers, and nowadays not even the torrents, and how

none of the material passes through our servers, and so on and so on. But since we keep on getting these crazy mails

from people like you, I won't bother.

But, on (a) I'll reply

Europol? More like Eurolol! Lololololol!!1 hahahaha ok we very funny

and on (b) I'll reply

Yeah good luck with that. Ask your buddies at the MPAA, RIAA, MAFIAA and the american justice department how much effect

that usually does. We got raided once due the american government going to bed with the swedish gov and some pillowtalking

into an agreement about shutting us down. We were down for 3 days. Not as much of a problem comparing to how long it took

us to get online when a former admin went on a drunk rampage and was nowhere to be found (down for 5 days. some million in

fines, 4 dead sheep and a story never to be told, without level 4 clearance.. yeah, more than you have, you're only at level 3

lolololol)

 

> Thank you for your cooperation.

 

Hey your're welcome! Feel free to grab some retractable batons on your way out. If the MPAA didn't grab em all.

 

 

> If you have any questions concerning this matter, please contact us via e-mail at:

> [email protected]

 

 

I'm all good, but our users might have some questions, so you should

probably check your email tomorrow morning...

 

Your's truly - Winston

[Blightmare]

so many people to kill, so little time.

[Jek Jek Roo]

so many people to kill, so little time.

 

Tolerating and loving brony said that.

[Brad]

We each have our troubles, you had to grow up without your parents.. but I lost my pocket knife. Which requires more courage?

[Alyxx Thorne]

We each have our troubles, you had to grow up without your parents.. but I lost my pocket knife. Which requires more courage?

I don't think it matters.

[Bravetriforcer]

[Alyxx Thorne]

Left pony: Can I pleeeease borrow your Xbox?

Right pony: Uhm...

[Scorpia]

i think i might be pregnant! i haven't menstruated in 19 years! help!

[Alyxx Thorne]

i think i might be pregnant! i haven't menstruated in 19 years! help!

If you're a male then that might be the explanation.

[Scorpia]

i am, i expected a random explanation like "you need to pee in a frozen furnace on fire filled with waffles and when the waffles turn orange, then you'll know you're actually a male." you no fun ms. Thorne lol

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[Jek Jek Roo]

OKTOBERFEST!!!

[Epsilon]

NITROUS OXIDE MADE ME NERVOUS AND DIDN'T MAKE ME LAUGH. ORTHODONTIST FAIL.

[Brad]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKbeC41F2Uk

[Flyingamerboy]

Sam I am

[Epsilon]

Sam I am

I do not like eggs in the file.

I do not like them in any style.

I will not take them fried or boiled.

I will not take them poached or broiled.

I will not take them soft or scrambled,

Despite an argument well-rambled.

No fan I am of the egg at hand.

Destroy that egg! Today! Today!

Today I say!

Without delay!

[Blightmare]

so many people to kill, so little time.

 

Tolerating and loving brony said that.

 

IKR. But that's what happens when bronies play tf2.

[Bravetriforcer]

 

[Epsilon]