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[Blightmare]

I think I just had sex with myself.

My mind has wondered into some very interesting area's and I don't think it's going to leave till it's done.

[Scorpia]

...Wa-Was it consensual at least?

 

@Rarity: Same here. Although i wouldn't define them as "interesting" just "fucking weird".

[Jek Jek Roo]

[Scorpia]

quit .gif-ing at me!

[Lord Sinister]

quit .gif-ing at me!

 

Sure, they'll get it done in a giffy.

[Scorpia]

Well, that sounds less efficient than PNG-ing.

[Blightmare]

Well, that sounds less efficient than PNG-ing.

I'd take that over you BMPing me every chance you get. It's really starting to TIFF me off.

[Scorpia]

Well, if you weren't such a TAR I'd GZ this motherSCH up, but DOC tells me to XLS the ZIP outta here. so if you don't mind me becoming RAR, I'll DLL myself out!

 

win.

[Mr. ShinyObject]

He sure left SWFtly, he barely wrote any TXT and I didn't have a chance to WAV, but if you've got to MOV then do so. I think his DOCXamined him incorrectly, or treated him like AVI P. I'd make him an EXE doctor right away and BAT that degree out of his hands and HTM a few times until he's got a BMP on his head. I don't like to CSS, but seriously, RTF was he doing in a clinic!?

[Scorpia]

dear diary: i'm on day 4 of my journey, and the reg users aren't suspicious of my place among them...

[Epsilon]

He sure left SWFtly, he barely wrote any TXT and I didn't have a chance to WAV, but if you've got to MOV then do so. I think his DOCXamined him incorrectly, or treated him like AVI P. I'd make him an EXE doctor right away and BAT that degree out of his hands and HTM a few times until he's got a BMP on his head. I don't like to CSS, but seriously, RTF was he doing in a clinic!?

 

What do video producers detonate things with?

 

.DEMOLITIONS

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

I think I just had sex with myself.

Oh pleas (points at avatar) why do you think there smiling like that

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

yes this is a double post deal with it

 

...Wa-Was it consensual at least?

There is a way for someone to willingly have sex with them self and it not be consensual, let me explane because this is some amazing stuff.

 

If someone has seizure all the time (like more then once every day) one way to fix is to cut the connection between the right and left half of the brain, this is called split brain surgery. One of the side effects of this is that the two halfs can't communicate internally AT ALL! The only way one hate can talk to the other is the same way you talk to some one else. Also because some mental abilitys are located entirely in one side or the other some interesting things happen, like if you would show some one with a split brain a word in a way that only the right eye can see the word the info would reach the left half of the brain and they would be abile to tell you the word. But if would show only the left eye they can't say the word! They know what it is, they know how it's used they can even draw a picture of what the word describe but they just can't say it! This is because the ability to comprehend speech is located in the left brain.

 

And aperintly the sex drive and your morality is located on different halfs of the brain (I can't remember what is on what side) so the hand controlled by the side with the sex drive will try to get you off, the hand controlled by the side with your morality (it is some where in the front for the brain but I don't know which side) will try to stop you (that is if you think that kind of thing is morally wrong)

 

It is some very interesting stuff!

[Collective Foal]

Sex drives on the left side, with all your other practical thoughts. Hooves, your brain halves do still have means of communication, but more instinctual things, like looking at objects with one eye closed or reading what you see on a strangely positioned image cause errors in judgement and a person seeing something but not consciously realizing they see it.

[Scorpia]

I know if this computer breaks, my parents will buy a new one. The only reason I haven't played Russian roulette with this thing's registry is because I fear the next thing they buy will make me remember this one as a Cyberpower Zeus Thunder 3000SE...I'm getting a job.

[Arby]

I'm probably in the market for a new pc soon. This laptop's internal fan is dying and this particular HP model is a serious pain in the ass to get down to the fan.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Sex drives on the left side, with all your other practical thoughts. Hooves, your brain halves do still have means of communication, but more instinctual things, like looking at objects with one eye closed or reading what you see on a strangely positioned image cause errors in judgement and a person seeing something but not consciously realizing they see it.

No if the connecting tissue is cut then there is no way for the 2 halves to communicate internally at all

[Scorpia]

Every other day I like to slowly rub my naked body all over with various creams and lotions whilst singing softly to myself as I progressively grow hotter and wetter...

 

This is known in some circles as "taking a shower".

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Every other day I like to slowly rub my naked body all over with various creams and lotions whilst singing softly to myself as I progressively grow hotter and wetter...

 

This is known in some circles as "taking a shower".

Made my day!

[Scorpia]

Oh, it's the least i can do, buddy.