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[Epsilon]

"If a person with multiple personalities contemplates suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"As with most people root for children Giant monkey?"

 

EVERYONE ROOT FOR CHILDREN GIANT MONKEY

[Blightmare]

Really, now you're leading ME on?! you're unbelievable, it doesn't help that yo- Get your damn FINGER out of your MOUTH when i'm speaking to you! and quit twisting the hair on your BEARD! I can't take myself seriously when i'm being shamelessly TITILLATED! damn you, i lost my train of thought...I'll probably just recommend some Ginger Ale or something...or Vodka. depends on what you have lying around, really.

 

tried some blood orange soda. Now I feel all BUBBLY inside. someone may need to CALM me down. Maybe if someone just POKES me with something LONG for a bit. You know, to get my EXCITED nerves to RELAX.

[Jek Jek Roo]

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/81/Medic_mvm_wave_end03.wav

[Scorpia]

Really, now you're leading ME on?! you're unbelievable, it doesn't help that yo- Get your damn FINGER out of your MOUTH when i'm speaking to you! and quit twisting the hair on your BEARD! I can't take myself seriously when i'm being shamelessly TITILLATED! damn you, i lost my train of thought...I'll probably just recommend some Ginger Ale or something...or Vodka. depends on what you have lying around, really.

 

tried some blood orange soda. Now I feel all BUBBLY inside. someone may need to CALM me down. Maybe if someone just POKES me with something LONG for a bit. You know, to get my EXCITED nerves to RELAX.

 

Okay...

 

 

500,000 Volt stun baton coming right up!

 

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Kinky

[Blightmare]

Really, now you're leading ME on?! you're unbelievable, it doesn't help that yo- Get your damn FINGER out of your MOUTH when i'm speaking to you! and quit twisting the hair on your BEARD! I can't take myself seriously when i'm being shamelessly TITILLATED! damn you, i lost my train of thought...I'll probably just recommend some Ginger Ale or something...or Vodka. depends on what you have lying around, really.

 

tried some blood orange soda. Now I feel all BUBBLY inside. someone may need to CALM me down. Maybe if someone just POKES me with something LONG for a bit. You know, to get my EXCITED nerves to RELAX.

 

Okay...

 

 

500,000 Volt stun baton coming right up!

oh darling, jumping right into that stuff aren't yah?

[Pinkie Pie]

 

tried some blood orange soda. Now I feel all BUBBLY inside. someone may need to CALM me down. Maybe if someone just POKES me with something LONG for a bit. You know, to get my EXCITED nerves to RELAX.

 

Okay...

 

 

500,000 Volt stun baton coming right up!

oh darling, jumping right into that stuff aren't yah?

Now kiss.

[Blightmare]

don't be an ass Francis.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

take it up the ass Francis.

fixed it

[Epsilon]

The wings on my shoes shrank, and now the moths won't eat my kidneys! When I shake my state capitol, it only yields three fairy napkins, but now my banana slippers are like water boats because the moon winks. Sometimes it burns my hamster punches, and that's how you get to llama school!

[Madman]

Hey! Make love to me!

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

hfYRfpaBwnc

 

 

I don't even

[Alyxx Thorne]

lol just lol mao

[Madman]

This was just. Fucking brain hurts like bloody fucking hell.

[Epsilon]

I think I lost an IQ.

 

how i can shove 10 hams in dryer

[Twilight Sparkle]

 

That's one way to deal with tailgaters. I might do this someday with a prop gun (so I'm less likely to get arrested) since I hate them so much.

[Mr. ShinyObject]

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[Doctor Felix Whooves]

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I was not in this video, but I did do the writing for it. Enjoy

[Twilight Sparkle]

Omegle trolling, Molestia style (pretty long, so spoilered).

 

 

 

[Collective Foal]

Oh god, that was too funny, and you managed to burn 4 minutes for me. Thanks!