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GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD.

 

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I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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I hate bicycle seats. you spend more than 1 hour and you feel like you have a constipated wedgie...

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A sounded better but B was more fun to watch.

 

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,

And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,

And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,

And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,

Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,

And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,

And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium,

And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

 

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,

And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,

And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,

And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.

 

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,

And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,

And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,

Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.

And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,

Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,

And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,

And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

 

There's sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium,

And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,

And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium,

And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium.

 

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Havard,

And there may be many others, but they haven't been discavard.

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News hasn't come to Harvard of Lawrencium? Interesting, it's been over 50 years and I kind of thought Harvard would try to keep up with science.

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I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Only 29 days, 22 hours, 25 minutes, and 31 seconds till the release of Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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I have to wait another YEAR for Metal Gear Solid: Rising.

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Particle bat. nuff said

 

But the question is, are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president from ninjas?

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I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia. We love you. Amen.

"Even if something sounds logical, it doesn't mean it have to be true"

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Particle bat. nuff said

 

But the question is, are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president from ninjas?

 

I am.

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