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[Blightmare]

Feet Strider 4

[BTGBullseye]

Nobody is as badass as me, except maybe Darth Vader when the Imperial March is playing.

[Blue]

If anyone can beat a moron at his own game, it's me.

[Chuckthe2nd]

[Alyxx Thorne]

I love Calvin & Hobbes so much... XD

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

My older brother has some books of them but I've never read them

[Mr. ShinyObject]

DID SOMEONE SAY CALVIN AND HOBBES?

 

AGAIN?

 

Seriously, if you stacked up all the C&H books I had, it'd be about up to my waist. If you tell me the first 2 panels of any comic, I can tell you what happens in the rest of it.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Thats ... Odd

[Blightmare]

I have every single calvin and hobbes book out there. unless they've released any "special edition" stuffs over the past 2 years.

 

They're all very well read.

[Bravetriforcer]

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[Mr. ShinyObject]

Okay, at BraveTriforcer's insistence, I double checked, and they don't go up to my waist, but maybe my knees. I have an entire shelf dedicated to newspaper comic books: C&H, Foxtrot, and Dilbert take up the bulk of them, and those added together make a stack up to my waist. If you have every Calvin and Hobbes book, you have wasted a lot of money. Many of them are just collections of the others.

 

Though I'm serious about the 2 panels thing. I used to have my friend read the first two panels to me and I'd give him the last ones. When I flip through my books I don't even bother reading the last panels.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Happy Easter Everyone!!!

[Blightmare]

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[Axeldeath]

 

Well Chuck, Call of Pripyat and Shadow of Chernobyl would be my two favourite S.T.A.L.K.E.R games, Clear Sky is good (some fans wont agree with me here) but it's not quite on the level of the other two. As a series I'd rate it next to Half Life due to how god damn amazing it is, so many awesome innovations that still aren't in any modern game make it so unique, not to mention the brilliant atmosphere.

 

Mechanically it's a bit dodgy and you have to use your brains to solve quite a few missions, it's also quite buggy and looks fairly ugly to compensate for it's huge areas. To fix that just install this - http://www.moddb.com/mods/stalker-complete-2009 - It's a very nice mod that makes the game look beautiful, loads of graphics options, AI fixes, mission fixes, bug fixes, new textures, more music, added gameplay elements etc. etc. It's pretty much the only must-install mod for the game though it's completely playable without it (it's also been better optimized than the original game, I noticed a smoother FPS with it installed).

 

 

I was out watching a movie and only saw your message after I'd finished playing Call of Pripyat.

 

[Jek Jek Roo]

 

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! I KILL YA!

 

[Chuckthe2nd]

 

Well Chuck, Call of Pripyat and Shadow of Chernobyl would be my two favourite S.T.A.L.K.E.R games, Clear Sky is good (some fans wont agree with me here) but it's not quite on the level of the other two. As a series I'd rate it next to Half Life due to how god damn amazing it is, so many awesome innovations that still aren't in any modern game make it so unique, not to mention the brilliant atmosphere.

 

Mechanically it's a bit dodgy and you have to use your brains to solve quite a few missions, it's also quite buggy and looks fairly ugly to compensate for it's huge areas. To fix that just install this - http://www.moddb.com/mods/stalker-complete-2009 - It's a very nice mod that makes the game look beautiful, loads of graphics options, AI fixes, mission fixes, bug fixes, new textures, more music, added gameplay elements etc. etc. It's pretty much the only must-install mod for the game though it's completely playable without it (it's also been better optimized than the original game, I noticed a smoother FPS with it installed).

 

 

I was out watching a movie and only saw your message after I'd finished playing Call of Pripyat.

Thanks! I've been considering getting one of the Stalker games, I just wasn't sure which one(s) would be the best purchase.

 

Yeah, I didn't realize you weren't there. Haha.

[Martin]

[Epsilon]

Original text:

 

"On the next episode of "The Bring Back Our Motorized Bicycles" show, every ninja will not be seen instead there will be pirates and it isn't a fat joke. Although that huge pink dinosaur is going to eat your car while you roll a fatty high obesse fat wad of lettuce and make sure you jump before you get ninja'd. Remember not to stare at that flying objecting heading directly at the head of Nagisa. Though he will stare at the apple pie of his mother's throbbing scout. It had many canker sores and RDX wads a mad doctor had produced in Singapore. They exploded, showering the world just how lame your grammar is. Grammar Nazis attacked, and ate our potatoes while singing a crappy poem written by Vogons. A globe appeared on the next episode and then disappeared before anyone could touch it. Suddenly a flaying ball of condoms crashed with Rarity standing by watching three gay men were eating sandwitch. The aforementioned sandwich"

 

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"But not all Ninja pirate Jokes in the province, after the engine after almost ched. Regardless of the extreme dinosaurs market pressure roll of pink food and ensure Greece, Greece, parking privé mais faible, to go to the end of Ninja obess equivalent. I refused to directly and Nagis again is not guaranteed. Although MOM and Apple Pie. There are many apelsinern, injuries and Singapore, published by dynamite. human rights in the world, the Devil doctor, RDX concept Earth grammaire. Proof of Vogon. Grammaire Nazi attack, potatoes in the following sections, e and t p-n disparaît. Rare skin problems condom 3 waze trépied food suddenly higher than ball sandwich sandwich."

[Bravetriforcer]

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[Doctor Felix Whooves]

I had a dream like that once