Random thread

[Kirkreng]

WHO WANTS ORANGE SLICES?!@?

http://www.dorkly.com/video/31750/dorkly-bits-bioshock-little-sisters-big-date

[Jek Jek Roo]

„Wir müssen hier weg, bevor dieser Vibroarsch da hinten auf die Idee kommt, mit uns zu spielen!“

[J.C.]

Mhmm. My german is rather rusty, but I believe she said something about me being in orbit with a blue balloon. Which is surprisingly accurate at this particular moment.

 

Either that, or she called Bill a no good warmonging piano with a hot pockets fetish. Something I know to be true, by the way.

[Pinkie Pie]

I'm getting really annoyed that random clips from TV shows I liked aren't on youtube. Neither "This! I! Swear!" from El Tigre nor "MOVIE TIME!" from MST3K.

For every quote from El Tigre not put on Youtube, a thousand more come up from MLP.

[J.C.]

The night is dark and full of terrors. So is my [redacted].

[Scorpia]

you know when you use yellow text to edit yourself people are gonna think i did it.

[Bravetriforcer]

The night is dark and full of terrors. So is my [redacted].

 

The joke is that he is a homosexual who has buttsex. Up the anus.

[Scorpia]

just because I was there at the right time, I had the knife, my car was through her front wall, and I've been making threats to her all week does NOT mean I witnessed her murder, officer!

[J.C.]

Well, this may be a little off topic for the random thread, but I must point out that I know one girl who actually likes that. Too bad she's kind of... difficult.

[Scorpia]

Wait, what? lol

[Bravetriforcer]

Well, this may be a little off topic for the random thread, but I must point out that I know one girl who actually likes that. Too bad she's kind of... difficult.

 

Being murdered or sex up the [redacted]?

[J.C.]

Sex up the [redacted]. When I first met her I was like "jackpot!". Then I realized sje had serious personality issues.

[Scorpia]

Well he may have [redacted] with his [redacted] while she was [redacted] using her [redacted] and all he did was [redacted] with a rope [redacted] clothespins [redacted] curling iron [redacted] Jesus' name [redacted] and finished it off by [redacted]! damn J.C, that must've been a fun night!

[Average Internet Guy]

 

back off topic, guyz

[Collective Foal]

Gravy-Spattered Bossoms!

[Brad]

I FINISHED THAT DR. PEPPER!

 

L1K3 A 8055

[Pinkie Pie]

LOSE WEIGHT FATTY

[Brad]

kUAPDvo2UBM

[Jek Jek Roo]

Mhmm. My german is rather rusty, but I believe she said something about me being in orbit with a blue balloon. Which is surprisingly accurate at this particular moment.

 

Either that, or she called Bill a no good warmonging piano with a hot pockets fetish. Something I know to be true, by the way.

 

Atton's quote from KOTOR 2

[Scorpia]

Dammit he knows my secret...