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[Scorpia]

not sure how the hell i went 6 hours playing cod and it doesn't even feel all too long...it feels like 3 hours passed, tops.

[The Scoutman]

Same goes for L4D...

 

You mean this?

 

1 rep for the guy who remembers this game.

[Scorpia]

Ever watch T.V. and when the commercials come on you can't come to think of what you were just watching?

[Koach]

lMdxejoLRdA

 

INDEED.

[Scorpia]

I can be your hero babeh!

[Blightmare]

6 little eggs on the run

they fuck each other three goes

boom dubi dom

 

watch out be safe so

3 little eggs had sex

1 win and 2 explode goes

boom dubi dom

 

watch out be safe so

2 little eggs in the sun

one sleep too long goes boom boom

boom dubi dom

 

the story ends with

1 little egg was blind

make suicide with pen bomb

boom dubi dom

 

another story come

[Axeldeath]

Same goes for L4D...

 

You mean this?

 

1 rep for the guy who remembers this game.

 

Shadowrun.

[Blightmare]

Help, I've torn apart my insides.

[Scorpia]

only 5 days till Christmas!

[alphabetagamma]

only 5 days till Christmas!

Wow, you're right. Better look at the old Christmas check list.

 

• Shopping [ ]
  Baking [ ]
  Improve attitude [ ]
  Play video games all day [✔]

[Axeldeath]

Shopping [✔]

Baking [ ]

Improve attitude [ ]

Play video games all day [✔]

 

At least I'm ahead by a bit

[J.C.]

I drew a duck. While at work. I'm a rebel. Yeah.

 

[Blightmare]

only 5 days till Christmas!

Wow, you're right. Better look at the old Christmas check list.

 

• Shopping [ ]
  Baking [ ]
  Improve attitude [ ]
  Play video games all day [✔]

I see our checklist is the same.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Spike cleared his throat and began to recite the letter. "Dear insert name here.”

Spike looked up from the letter. The ponies looked between each other, then back at Spike, who shrugged and continued reading.

“Wait, that is not right. Ah, we see now. The words beneath the line are not to be read, and instead a name is to be spoken in their place. Let us begin again. Dear Spike, we thank thee for bringing this matter to our attention. However, at this time we feel that... hold on... this is a rejection letter. That is not right at all. We wish to give aid, not refuse it. No, we think we shall compose our own words. We will... what is it called now? Fresh-styling? Ah, free-style. That makes more sense. We shall free-style our letter and... why is thine quill still writing? We know we asked thee to write our letter, but we did not mean to literally write everything we say. Thou only needed to— thou art still writing! Why dost thou back away? Thine fleeing betrays thine guilt! Is this some sort of prank? Thou darest to prank your Princess in her own chambers? Oh... wait... please stop crying. We, er... I did not mean to shout, it’s just... is this quill enchanted? While I can see the benefit for one so practiced as my sister, surely thou canst see why such a spell would not be practical for everypony. Yes, I think starting over would be a good idea. No, that would be a waste. This royal paper is expensive. Just turn it over and we shall begin a new letter. The quill is still writing. Dost thou know how to dispel it? Well, let us see if—”

Spike stopped reading, rolled his eyes, and flipped over the scroll.

“Dear Spike,

“Unfortunately, our sister is away, dealing with the situation in Cloudsdale, so we are answering her letters in her stead until her return. We thank thee for bringing this matter to our attention as weather abnormalities can have most serious consequences. We have performed a magical sweep of the area, and while we do notice an unusually high temperature in the Ponyville area, we do not sense any magic at work that is causing it. However, this does not mean all is well. For instance, the temperatures at the lake to the east of Ponyville are much higher than those within the town. We have a suspicion that something is amiss, and while we hope that we are wrong, caution is often the correct choice of action. We would request that thou gatherest Twilight Sparkle and her friends in order to investigate this matter further. We are sending thee the Elements of Harmony, should they prove necessary, though we hope they do not. Do not hesitate to contact us for further assistance should this problem be greater than we imagined.

Your beloved ruler,

Princess Luna”

[Scorpia]

if somebody feels like sending me money, i can't give you anything in return, but i'll write a very strongly-worded and heart-felt thank you note...and on the unlikely event that that'll actually pan-out i'm going to continue silently judging Figunaye in the hopes that she will sense it and become paranoid for no reason. it's more likely than that money thing, dammit!

[Jek Jek Roo]

Praktizin' draving ze medik!

[Scorpia]

"practicing driving the medic!" that's how i read that. was that intentional?

[Jek Jek Roo]

Um... Drawing, lol xD

 

It's because both, Germans and Poles pronuce "w" like "v". I don't have V in my alphabet :3 but they does.

[Scorpia]

oh, you're drawing people now? or is it just the medic in a dragon form? er wait, you already did that.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Um, no. I'm trying to draw a decent fanart. Humans are difficult for drawing and the medic is the hardest character of the team. It's because of his glasses, and horse face. But if you know how to draw, if you have a skilled hand it wont take long to learn.

 

I need to find my style, then I'll submit something on Da. And I wont forget about posting it here.

I just need little more time because my drawings are ugly, Ugly, UGLY!!! Aghrrr *want to quote bioshock*

[Scorpia]

i can't draw hands, noses, or mouths to save my life...eyes i'm decent at though.