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[Epsilon]

What is up with that number?

I would, but the pool is angry.

I smell like fish, but you wash the car?

So many seals.

Look out for flying turkey!

When I have dreams, the things I/other people say make about as much sense as that.

[Psychotic Ninja]

DREC...CAHDAHLA...EC...VYMCA!

[Srake]

...Well the point is you tried

[Alyxx Thorne]

Nah, we all know from watching Twin Peaks that in dreams we all speak in reverse which is then played forwards to resemble normal speech.

[Jek Jek Roo]

 Your mom is so fat, it takes 2 spys to disguise as her.  

[Epsilon]

...Really?

 

Yo moma so fat the Sniper thought he bagged the world's fattest man, then he saw yo moma (who is not a man, I know.).

[BTGBullseye]

Sleep is tiring... Depression sleep is restful.

[alphabetagamma]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster

[Jek Jek Roo]

...Really?

 

Yo moma so fat the Sniper thought he bagged the world's fattest man, then he saw yo moma (who is not a man, I know.).

 

Why did the sniper grow a beard? Because he didn't get his Razorback!

[Epsilon]

...Really?

 

Yo moma so fat the Sniper thought he bagged the world's fattest man, then he saw yo moma (who is not a man, I know.).

 

Why did the sniper grow a beard? Because he didn't get his Razorback!

 

How many Weighted Companion Snipers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

...Just one, but try telling that to the five on your team!

[Jek Jek Roo]

What's the difference between Bonk! and Jarate?

-Nothing, but don't tell the Scout that.

[Epsilon]

Hitler is DOMINATING Germany!

Hitler CAPTURED Poland!

Hitler is DOMINATING London!

Hitler is DOMINATING the Jews!

Hitler has DROPPED the Soviet Union!

Stalin GOT REVENGE on Hitler!

The Allies GOT REVENGE on Hitler!

United States has found: ATOMIC BOMB

Hitler has found: CYANIDE PILL

Hitler has left the game (Disconnected from server.)

Next map: cp_coldwar

[alphabetagamma]

[Psychotic Ninja]

[Srake]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster

 

 

I'd always imagined that I'd die from a massive pony overdose as soon as season 2 came out, but... I think i know how i wanna die know...*cough*while watching ponies*cough*

[alphabetagamma]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster

 

 

I'd always imagined that I'd die from a massive pony overdose as soon as season 2 came out, but... I think i know how i wanna die know...*cough*while watching ponies*cough*

On a roller coaster!

[Blightmare]

 

Holy crap you're right.

 

[Kyon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbUtL_0vAJk

[BTGBullseye]

I'm bored.

[alphabetagamma]

I'm alphabetagamma