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[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

If I poked you, I wouldnmt have ever touched you nor will I ever touch you in my life. If I slapped you, I would never have touched you. This is all absolutely true and the first one to tell me why gets a +rep.

 

Because you poked and slapped me with a glove on a stick.

[Ecorp99]

Close, but no. I poked and slapped you with my hand, but never touched you. It's a scientific fact, nobody ever touches anybody. I'm insterested to see who comes up with the correct answer first.

[Blue]

The vast majority of what we see is atoms and electrons that compared to each other are very far apart; matter is inherently very sparse and mostly space. Particles almost never actually come in contact with each other unless in situations of pressure, heat or nuclear force in terms of several orders of magnitude.

 

However, Lawful interpretation of physical contact in most countries does not restrict to the subatomic level unless in specific situations; randomly slapping someone to prove a point is not one of these situations.

 

This is why Physicists are out kicking particle's asses and not in courthouses for Domestic Violence alongside the Lawyers. Q.E.D.

[Average Internet Guy]

+rep to blue

[Obsidian]

I'm sooooo BORRRRRRRRRRRREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Blightmare]

+rep to blue

God dang it, Bobby!

[Srake]

If I poked you, I wouldnmt have ever touched you nor will I ever touch you in my life. If I slapped you, I would never have touched you. This is all absolutely true and the first one to tell me why gets a +rep.

Are you Bruce Willis?

[Obsidian]

Who feels like going to bootcamp?! It'll be fun, I'll yell at you, make you question your sexuality, and force you to do pushups until everyone in the world is skinny again! YAYYYYYYYY!

[Blue]

If I can find it; there is only one other comment ever which had the perfect matchup of avatar and comment better than this, although this is a pretty close second.

[Axeldeath]

What is number one

[Blue]

Recreated from memory. Post count and date are inaccurate.

The list of reasons is extensive, both as to why I left the Escapist Magazine, and how my frequenting it in the past, I became verbose.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Letz Go Phractiz Medizin!

[Scorpia]

my computer's slow...

[Jek Jek Roo]

There is no place like London!

[Blue]

What's so special about London?

[Axeldeath]

It's not Canada.

[alphabetagamma]

Yeah, high standard of living sucks.

 

also, inb4 rage

[Axeldeath]

Rage.

[J.C.]

[Collective Foal]

Yeah, high standard of living sucks.

 

Yeah, and so does the fact that about 30% of your land is uninhabitable to all but natives.