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[Madman]

No... The medic... He laughs at me... MAKE IT STOP!

[Jek Jek Roo]

 

AHAHahahahaah! *snort* *snort*

[Madman]

MAKE IT STOP

[Scorpia]

she probably has dozens of these.

[Madman]

I'll probably have a seizure or a mental breakdown before I take a look at the rest.

[Kirkreng]

Call of Duty is the best game ever.

Problem?

[The Scoutman]

Half-Life sucks.

Problem?

[Obsidian]

Ugh, I've never been hungover before, but I feel like I have one this morning. Oh well, at least I woke up and got my drunk ass out of bed before noon. Why the fuck at the controller prompts on my floor? I don't even...

[Blightmare]

I have the power to destroy your pictures!

[Obsidian]

But Captain Planet told me I have the power >

[Blightmare]

Captain Planet can't use Photoshop.

[Obsidian]

Neither can He-Man, but he claimed to have the powerrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[Blightmare]

Well they all lied!

[Obsidian]

What you say?

[Blightmare]

I AM TEH SPRIGGANS!

[Obsidian]

They say the ingredients to Sprite are lemon and lime, but there's more to it than that!

[Blightmare]

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

[Obsidian]

I can't tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved!

 

The double tree naming meeting:

 

"Okay, we need to call this place -something- tree"

"How about tree?"

"No!"

"Double Tree!?"

"Hell yeah!"

"Damnit, I had my heart set on quadruple tree... and we were almost there."

[Blightmare]

I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls... but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, "Fuck it, cut em up!"

[Obsidian]

I actually got in trouble at school for playing racquet ball in an empty hallway, about 2 months before FM started airing.