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[Blue]

No, this is innapropriate:

 

It is now the mothershuckling dangle dongler hour.

[Obsidian]

Awwww, I can't believe I missed another episode of the Side Boob hour!

[Brad]

And that concludes today's presentation on fish-tickling. Any questions?

[Obsidian]

I have one! How do we avoid that awful smell that fish give off when they're tickled for too long?

[Blightmare]

I feel happy about my avvey.

[Obsidian]

How does one go about feeling happy about her/his avvey?

[Scorpia]

i love my avatar.

[Obsidian]

Eh, better stop there. After all that's been said today, I'm a little worried to know how Bill shows love for his avatar XD

[J.C.]

What is this? This thread has become a polite conversation!

 

I will not stand for it! Take this!

 

 

And this!

 

 

And this too!

 

 

I want ALL THE INSANITYYYYYYY!

 

[Obsidian]

All right then, someone's fallen off the wagon again, or gotten back on it, depending on how you look at it.

 

You want insanity? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU you! Instead, here's some youtube poop. It only seems fitting I serve you actual shit after that dinner you made last night... bon appetite.

 

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[J.C.]

That's more like it!

 

Now bask in her glory.

 

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[Obsidian]

I should sue you for making me watch that. I swear my IQ dropped.

 

Speaking of things that can never be unseen, am I the only one who gets some disturbing imagery upon watching this?

 

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And here I thought Baskin Robbins was a FAMILY ice cream parlor. Fucking fascists don't even serve French Vanilla anymore.

[J.C.]

Those bastards! I will write a strongly worded letter. Or better, I will punish all ice cream-kind in you name. I will summon a terrible creature and bind ice creams to it. Behold!

 

 

Mhmm. Perhaps it's humanity I'm punishing.

[Obsidian]

I wouldn't threaten to write a strongly worded letter to Baskin Robbins. Remember what happened to Hans Blix?

 

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[J.C.]

And now, I'm dancing in my room. My dog is here. All hell is breaking loose.

 

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[Obsidian]

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Tis a shame Mr. Diamond was forever locked away in Mr. Larrity's warehouse of goodies, guarded by Top Men...

[Blue]

I can't remember which moderator that sometimes moderates while on drugs.

 

Was it J.C.?

[Obsidian]

Whoever's on the AF forums that doesn't do drugs obviously hasn't been here that long, or Bill hasn't slipped them something.

[J.C.]

Not me. I'm too crazy for drugs. Or to moderate. Or to operate heavy machinery.

 

Chainsaws are ok though. I've used them twice in my life. Always though if one day I have a daughter, I will greet her boyfriends with the chainsaw slung over one shoulder when they come to visit.

[Obsidian]

Huh, that explains why I was never able to have a long lasting relationship with boys... wait, not that I'm implying anything of course!

 

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The dutch are so crazy...