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[Blightmare]

"just call me... deepthroat"

 

"gross."

[Lord Sinister]

The Flight Director's job description is very simple it's only one sentence long.

"Take all necessary actions and decisions to ensure crew safety and mission success."

Safety is number one, success is number two.

 

This actually makes perfect sense.

[Alyxx Thorne]

"just call me... deepthroat"

 

"gross."

Snake: "Jesus, OUCH! My EAR!"

Jesus: "Sorry, bro."

[Brad]

"just call me... deepthroat"

 

"gross."

Snake: "Jesus, OUCH! My EAR!"

Jesus: "Sorry, bro."

 

FINE GEEZ!

[Blightmare]

Oh geez a I hope a tank doesn't totally come out of nowhere and OWN ME.

[Alyxx Thorne]

"Hey, Snake, there are tanks there."

[Scorpia]

 

dammit ninja'd before i could post this^

[Obsidian]

CRYPTIC METAPHOR

[Brad]

This gun is the best gun ever.

 

*Gets hand chopped off*

 

Cool, maybe this could be a stupid plot device for the sequel.

[Alyxx Thorne]

OH MY GOD THERE'S PISS EVERYWHERE!!!!11

[Obsidian]

THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES =3

[Jek Jek Roo]

Spy sapped my razorback!!

[Obsidian]

"I'm Deep Wang"

 

damnit, Micheal Bay!

[Blue]

Doctor, my sister has cancer.

ಠ_ಠ

[Jek Jek Roo]

________...,,[[[[[[[[[[0____________

|_____n/J*''''''--------------------------^

[Nagisa]

First time I've seen a viral video as it's going viral

[Scorpia]

cocaine's a hell of a drug.

[Alyxx Thorne]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7HyFFklZeE

First time I've seen a viral video as it's going viral

Pencils?

[Blightmare]

Doctor, my sister has cancer.

ಠ_ಠ

ZOMBIE CANCER!!!

[Nagisa]

Doctor, my sister has cancer.

ಠ_ಠ

ZOMBIE CANCER!!!

Fluffee?