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[Kyon]

You know I may not be no doctor or somethin

But they don't call me the dali for nothin

I brought people back from the motherfuckin dead

And them Vikings ain't got shit on my mead

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Albatros!

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

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[Bravetriforcer]

I wonder if it's possibly to set bread on fire.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: Female?

 

Stranger: Hey

 

Stranger: Yea

 

You: Cool

 

You: My name is Gordon

 

Stranger: Im Rachel

 

You: Want a picture?

 

You: http://tinyurl.com/5wyk8ll

 

Stranger: I can't open links. I'm on my phone

 

You: e.e

 

You: Well

 

You: I'm 27

 

You: and I have a PHD in theoretical physics

 

Stranger: Impressive

 

You: I graduated from MIT

 

You: My last name is Freeman

 

Stranger: Wow well congrats to you on doing that

 

You: Haha

 

You: I have a beard and glasses.

 

Stranger: I have neither hahah

 

You: I can imagine you wouldn't have a beard.

 

Stranger: Hahaha

 

You: You're the only one I've met so far who doesn't know who Gordon Freeman is.

 

Stranger: Am I suppose to?

 

You: Google it. XD

 

Stranger: Hahah ok

 

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I seem to have made a mistake.

 

Stranger: what might that be?

 

You: I don't quite know.

 

Stranger: ah right

 

Stranger: that presents an even greater problem.

 

You: My spacebar seems to have been pressed against the inner board.

 

Stranger: wedge it out with a pen or something

 

You: Oh, I've fixed it.

 

You: Thank you kindly.

 

Stranger: no problem, stranger.

 

You: It appears what has been stated, when used in context with the term "an individual one does not know", can quite possibly be false.

 

You: You could be my next-door neighbor for all I know.

 

Stranger: I am fairly certain the situation of me knowing you has been avoided.

 

Stranger: Mainly due to the fact it is almost midnight in my current time zone.

 

You: I see, It's 18:08 over here.

 

Stranger: east coast then

 

You: Incorrect.

 

You: I live in Texas.

 

Stranger: ermm

 

Stranger: what?

 

You: Texas

 

You: The 2nd southernmost state of America.

 

Stranger: but...

 

Stranger: you're GMT - 6:00, placing you on the East Coast....

 

You: Ahh

 

You: Yes

 

You: My time seems to be wrong.

 

You: I don't see why it does this.

 

Stranger: Just a simple mistake.

 

You: With my formal english, and the fact that I live quite far south, I had the impression you were about to make a stereotypical statement.

 

Stranger: Considering the formal language you have been using through the duration of this conversation, I perceive you to be fairly well educated.

 

You: Yes indeed.

 

You: I'm afraid I must leave, I have a video project to tend to.

 

You have disconnected.

 

[Scorpia]

guess what!? i got myself a new air guitar! its shiny and it's name is Phillip.

[Blightmare]

I got a diamond and it's name is Tom.

[Scorpia]

my guitar pick is named Jeremy. he wants to be a pilot someday...

[Axeldeath]

I got a diamond and it's name is Tom.

 

Dumb rock.

[Scorpia]

do you know how satisfying it is to throw a plasma grenade on an enemy banshee then watching it explode?

[alphabetagamma]

do you know how satisfying it is to throw a plasma grenade on an enemy banshee then watching it explode?

Is it as satisfying as consistently doubling the next highest score on your server? (Not as huge an accomplishment on Valve servers with mediocre players, but still)

 

Or a much better question that isn't just to advertise my confidence in my TF2, is it 1/100, 000, 000, 000 as satisfying as ponies?

[Blightmare]

You played heavy and always had a medic.

 

I'd be disappointed if you DIDN'T.

[alphabetagamma]

You played heavy and always had a medic.

 

I'd be disappointed if you DIDN'T.

[Blightmare]

Rarity [AF]: challenge completed

Rarity [AF]: pay up.

Alphabetagamma [AF] is now Offline.

[alphabetagamma]

-_=▬

[Jek Jek Roo]

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[Scorpia]

i sense a pattern...can't figure it out though..ah, i got it! my name was used twice.

[Jek Jek Roo]

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Rarity

Post subject: Re: Random threadPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:13 pm

Bronies before hoenies

 

 

Joined: Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:18 am

Reputation: 54 -/+

I got a PHD in the VRC

I'll rock your MMC5, N106, and FME

Now punch in up up down down left right left right B A Start

But I don't have to tell you it should be down to an art.

 

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Dalipose

Post subject: Re: Random threadPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:11 pm

Accursed Artist

 

 

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Location: Dat Midwest, USA

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You know I may not be no doctor or somethin

But they don't call me the dali for nothin

I brought people back from the motherfuckin dead

And them Vikings ain't got shit on my mead

 

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Studying Cisco Networking for mah future.

 

Avid Chicken Lover.

 

AKA: Zakalak, Zacalac, Eqon Sanders.

 

 

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Jek Jek Tarr

Post subject: Re: Random threadPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:25 pm

Somethin' up?

 

 

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Reputation: 65 -/+

Albatros!

 

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Earlier username: Figunaye

 

 

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Rainbow Dash

Post subject: Re: Random threadPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:39 pm

AWW YEAH!

 

 

Joined: Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:30 am

Location: Cloudsdale

Reputation: 15 -/+

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Applejack

Post subject: Re: Random threadPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:22 pm

*Insert bad puns and sarcasm here*

 

 

Joined: Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:52 am

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I wonder if it's possibly to set bread on fire.

 

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I love you, yet I can't stand to know you exist.

 

 

 

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Rainbow Dash

Post subject: Re: Random threadPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:56 pm

AWW YEAH!

 

 

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Spoiler: show

 

 

Spoiler: show

 

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BillyLudwick

Post subject: Re: Random threadPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:06 am

You love me, you just don't know it yet.

 

 

Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:48 am

Location: Pennsylvania, USA

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guess what!? i got myself a new air guitar! its shiny and it's name is Phillip.

 

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♪She's a dwelling place for demons

She's a cage for every unclean spirit

Every filthy bird and makes us drink

The poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings

Fallen now is Babylon the Great ♪♪

 

 

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Rarity

Post subject: Re: Random threadPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:08 am

Bronies before hoenies

 

 

Joined: Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:18 am

Reputation: 54 -/+

I got a diamond and it's name is Tom.

 

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BillyLudwick

Post subject: Re: Random threadPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:10 am

You love me, you just don't know it yet.

 

 

Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:48 am

Location: Pennsylvania, USA

Reputation: 31 -/+

my guitar pick is named Jeremy. he wants to be a pilot someday...

 

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♪She's a dwelling place for demons

She's a cage for every unclean spirit

Every filthy bird and makes us drink

The poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings

Fallen now is Babylon the Great ♪♪

 

 

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Axeldeath

Post subject: Re: Random threadPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 4:37 am

 

 

Joined: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:33 pm

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Rarity wrote:

I got a diamond and it's name is Tom.

 

 

Dumb rock.

 

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BillyLudwick

Post subject: Re: Random threadPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 4:41 am

You love me, you just don't know it yet.

 

 

Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:48 am

Location: Pennsylvania, USA

Reputation: 31 -/+

do you know how satisfying it is to throw a plasma grenade on an enemy banshee then watching it explode?

 

_________________

 

♪She's a dwelling place for demons

She's a cage for every unclean spirit

Every filthy bird and makes us drink

The poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings

Fallen now is Babylon the Great ♪♪

 

 

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alphabetagamma

Post subject: Re: Random threadPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:53 am

αβγ

 

 

Joined: Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:09 am

Location: The observable universe (also Vancouver)

Reputation: 48 -/+

BillyLudwick wrote:

do you know how satisfying it is to throw a plasma grenade on an enemy banshee then watching it explode?

Is it as satisfying as consistently doubling the next highest score on your server? (Not as huge an accomplishment on Valve servers with mediocre players, but still)

 

Or a much better question that isn't just to advertise my confidence in my TF2, is it 1/100, 000, 000, 000 as satisfying as ponies?

 

_________________

 

 

 

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Rarity

Post subject: Re: Random threadPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:14 am

Bronies before hoenies

 

 

Joined: Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:18 am

Reputation: 54 -/+

You played heavy and always had a medic.

 

I'd be disappointed if you DIDN'T.

 

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alphabetagamma

Post subject: Re: Random threadPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:43 am

αβγ

 

 

Joined: Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:09 am

Location: The observable universe (also Vancouver)

Reputation: 48 -/+

Rarity wrote:

You played heavy and always had a medic.

 

I'd be disappointed if you DIDN'T.

 

 

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Rarity

Post subject: Re: Random threadPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:05 am

Bronies before hoenies

 

 

Joined: Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:18 am

Reputation: 54 -/+

Rarity [AF]: challenge completed

Rarity [AF]: pay up.

Alphabetagamma [AF] is now Offline.

 

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alphabetagamma

Post subject: Re: Random threadPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:15 am

αβγ

 

 

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Location: The observable universe (also Vancouver)

Reputation: 48 -/+

-_=▬

 

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Jek Jek Tarr

Post subject: Re: Random threadPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:05 pm

Somethin' up?

 

 

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Reputation: 65 -/+

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BillyLudwick

Post subject: Re: Random threadPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:09 pm

You love me, you just don't know it yet.

 

 

Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:48 am

Location: Pennsylvania, USA

Reputation: 31 -/+

i sense a pattern...can't figure it out though..ah, i got it! my name was used twice.

 

_________________

 

♪She's a dwelling place for demons

She's a cage for every unclean spirit

Every filthy bird and makes us drink

The poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings

Fallen now is Babylon the Great ♪♪

 

 

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