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[Alyxx Thorne]

Masochists get the most out of life.

[alphabetagamma]

If you get caught

 

There are a lot of stalkers in this world and that means that you probably suck at it. Here is what you should do when you get caught:

1. Take off your glasses and look like a hamster (jeremy lewis).

2. The waddle. Turn sideways and act like a duck. Walk in small circles trying to see through your legs and crouching down.

3. Seizure. Seizure.

4. Be busy looking. Find the nearest person and act as if you are in a very intense conversation with them. When they ask what you are doing, act like you have no idea what they are talking about.

5. Streak. Not because they are suspicious, but because it's fun.

6. Jump into the nearest thorny bush.

7. Put on sunglasses. There’s nothing less obvious than sunglasses.

8. Act Emo.

9. If you get arrested, try yoga.

10. Disappear into the Sixth Dimension.

11. Pretend you own a castle in Scotland, and wear a headset and pretend you own a hosting company with a switchboard at your bedside.

12. Go into cardiac arrest.

13. Die.

14. Have a stroke.

15. Pretend to have a stroke.

16. Pretend to have a stroke and while pretending, actually have a stroke, then die.

17. If all else fails , call the Pope. The Pope is a good stalker and can teach you to stalk better and NOT GET CAUGHT.

18. Do not confuse Pope with Popo on the speed dial.

19. Blame it on the one armed man, a midget, or the dog.

20. Claim that you were once Clown raped and wanted to share that experience with them.

21. Claim that you are a secret goverment agent that keeps tabs on everyone (this will be more effective if you are wearing a black suit, so no black suit= do not use this excuse)

22. Look on the floor and pretend to look for contacts. Very popular!

23. Cry very loudly

24. Act normal although this usually ends up with you looking like a prize ninny

25. Calm down and ask the girl for her phone number.

[Bravetriforcer]

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Am I an alien?

[Brad]

Oh I remember when I was your age 200 years ago. We used to get Dysentery all the time. Dohoho, what times, what times...

[Alyxx Thorne]

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[Blightmare]

do you wannna feel?

[Razor235]

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LSD IS FUN!!!

My poor brain cells.

[Blightmare]

 

h-h-holy hell. He looks as good as he sounds.

[Pinkie Pie]

GYAAHH!! Metal Gearrrr....

[Collective Foal]

PINKIE PIE!

[Scorpia]

BILL!

 

Erm...i didn't wanna be left out...

[Chuckthe2nd]

PEELZ HERE!

[J.C.]

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[Collective Foal]

That was quite awesome.

[Arby]

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[Jek Jek Roo]

Fifteen men on the Dead Man's chest

Drink and the Devil had done for the rest

The mate was fixed with the bo'sun's pike

And the bo'sun brained with a marlin-spike,

Cookie's throat was marked belike

It had been gripped by fingers ten,

And there they lay, all good dead men,

Like break o' day in a boozin' den

Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum!

[The Scoutman]

How you should play Terraria:

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[Scorpia]

Epic Caffeine Time is raiding this forum! taking a shit on sleep with our seizure inducing beverages!

 

we start off 1.5 liters of Pepsi.

that's amateurish! we gotta take it to the maximum!

a mocha frappucino, for extra flavor.

another frap!

another frap! this time it's vanilla flavored, playa!

one more Mocha frap!

time for one more 1.5 liter of pepsi!

hearts racing so fast i can power a city!

 

Next time...we raid a monster warehouse!

[Mr. ShinyObject]

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[J.C.]

The inner me.