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[Jek Jek Roo]

No hard feelings, mate. It's pretty late here.

[Scorpia]

NOOOOO, GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE NO!...NO!...NOOOOOOOOOOO-

[Average Internet Guy]

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the thread is random again

[sheridanm962]

[Collective Foal]

IT'S SNOWING!!!

[Scorpia]

he found my suggestion image. oh well, the only thing that'll happen from looking at that too long is that it'll cause your body to make pheromones wrongly, so the opposite sex won't even notice you...i do weird things when i'm bored. also i'm not sure what your new pheromones will attract, it varies from person to person.

[Collective Foal]

Uh...Bill. Why are there zebras outside my house?

[Scorpia]

okay, Zebras again? huh, that seems to happen more and more often. i'll add it to my notes though. also could you maybe run outside and see how long it takes for one of the zebras to catch you? it'll help me know how strong the new pheromones are...

[Collective Foal]

Well it's a good thing I took my tablet, because your research would be scrould had I not. I walked outside and all the zebras yipped at once. I saw a bright flash and seconds later I'm now strapped to a tree somewhere in the Serengetti. I'm scared Bill. What do I do?

[Scorpia]

Stare them in the eye, show dominance, don't falter, and for the love of god don't look at their Mohawks! i suggest just letting them run their course, they'll do it longer if you're afraid. but if you show no fear they'll get bored after only 3 days! good luck, bro.

[Collective Foal]

Bill, they look entranced! I'm still a virgin Bill! IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS! YOU HAVE TO HELP ME! PLEASE!!!!!!

[Scorpia]

Okay, okay. i just got this image that should fix your Pheromones, just stare at it and the Zebras should back off of you.

 

 

 

 

Good luck with losing your sex drive completely though.

[Collective Foal]

How long til I stop feeling that shitty feeling you get right after you climax?

[alphabetagamma]

Good luck with losing your sex drive completely though.

Who needs a sex drive when you have a hyper drive?

[Koach]

How long til I stop feeling that shitty feeling you get right after you climax?

 

Play the shit out of BG2. Join me and Username in our quest for head stabs, putting lead balls into people's bodies and silly randomness.

 

 

EDIT: Is it just me, or Fluttershy's wanking clopping way too much and posting stuff in his "post climax" state?

[Mr. ShinyObject]

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

[Blightmare]

My foot just got crushed by a metric fuckton.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

My knee just got crushed by a metric fuckarrow.

[Blightmare]

My knee just got crushed by a metric fuckarrow.

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