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[Alyxx Thorne]

I guess its kinda hard to type when you are in chains...upside down...in an awkward position...anyway, thats what i remember from when i visited Alyxx a few weeks ago, that and the wine with the weirdest taste i have ever tasted.

Well someone's been a naughty taddle tails.

[Collective Foal]

I would like to let you know I will eventually write a memoir on my experience on this forum. It's just too great to pass up.

[Blightmare]

FA-HEED MEEE!!!

[Epsilon]

[The Scoutman]

CQvNu8LoTo0

[Blightmare]

BYW6C44zo24

[Collective Foal]

Oh... That's... Unusual.

[Blightmare]

That's one way to put it.

[Scorpia]

Finally got some Axe shower gel! fuck yea.

[Collective Foal]

It works for more than your hair. That shit makes a mean lube

[Scorpia]

yes, it most certainly does. while i'd love to discuss my experience with shower-sex i'm going to keep that to myself.

 

longest Gif I've ever seen, but it's worth it. (it's a Pokemon battle)

 

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[Blightmare]

I read that as Alyxx shower gel.

[Scorpia]

must've been thinking about her...

[The Scoutman]

yes, it most certainly does. while i'd love to discuss my experience with shower-sex i'm going to keep that to myself.

 

longest Gif I've ever seen, but it's worth it. (it's a Pokemon battle)

 

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FUCK

 

i missed the ending...

 

but yeah, Dragon pokemons are OP

[Scorpia]

go to a bar.

find somebody who's willing to bet money.

order a shot of any 100 proof liquor

bet him that you can pick it up with the palm of your hand, without cupping the glass.

he goes for it.

put the liquor in the glass, about half way full

light the alcohol on fire and immediately put your hand over it.

it won't burn you.

the fire creates a a seal between you and the liquor allowing you to pick it up.

you just won a bet.

you're welcome.

[Brad]

Shh, the secret ingredient is Vulture egg and raw mushroom.

[Blightmare]

that sounds delicious

[Brad]

Shoet ribs

 

*Takes out a potato peeler and starts to peel a carrot with it*

 

Special soup made from rocks and ground up Hannah Montana albums.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

yes, it most certainly does. while i'd love to discuss my experience with shower-sex i'm going to keep that to myself.

 

longest Gif I've ever seen, but it's worth it. (it's a Pokemon battle)

 

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You to?

[Blightmare]

yes, it most certainly does. while i'd love to discuss my experience with shower-sex i'm going to keep that to myself.

You'd better not. That was a one time deal.