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[Scorpia]

context, i've mistaken yours.

 

anyway, children, let me tell you all why you shouldn't trust women named Vanessa...

[BTGBullseye]

Don't you mean Victoria? You know she's always keeping secrets from you...

[Scorpia]

Man's got a point. even Rebeccas are shady.

[BTGBullseye]

And don't even get me started on the Candys...

[Scorpia]

pfft, yea who would name their child that? almost as likely as me naming my son Bullet, odds are that would go well. i still may name my child Fuckwit, just so he grows up tough, gotta love not having "naming your child" laws

[BTGBullseye]

Yeah... I'm planning on calling mine "Our Little Mistake".

 

Boy's name'll be William Robert Grant, so his friends can call him "Billy Bob". Girl will definitely be named Sarah.

[Scorpia]

eugh "Billy bob" that name was fucking Amazing growing up, almost as great as Billy the kid, or wild Bill. eh, at least my name isn't Richard. Avoided a shit ton of dick jokes.

 

(explanation for people who don't know: the common nickname for "Richard" is "Dick".)

[BTGBullseye]

Yes, I would never subject my offspring to that kind of torture.

[Blightmare]

Why am I thinking so hard about this post?

[Scorpia]

Because you believe in quality instead of blatantly posting whatever the hell comes to your mind...either that or you care too much what we think, either one really.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

GET BACK ON TOPIC!

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INCOMING PARADOX

[Alyxx Thorne]

PAAARAAADOOOOOXXXXXX

[Scorpia]

GET BACK ON TOPIC!

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INCOMING PARADOX

 

 

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Yea, Paradoxes don't work! we're more advanced than that! uh, i mean, we're not robots!

[Alyxx Thorne]

Of course we're not robots. We're androids.

[Scorpia]

well, at least i keep my HUD up to date! pfft, you and your G-series.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

I used to be an Arrow like you, until I took an adventurer in the knee.

 

>----(Kn(Adventurer)ee)----->

[Axeldeath]

I used to be a troll like you, then I took a 13th birthday to the knee.

 

JK

[Blightmare]

Hm... whatever happened to Obsidian?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Hm... whatever happened to Obsidian?

She's moved in with me.

[Blightmare]

O_o

 

And what, are you monopolized her internet rights?