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[Collective Foal]

Baseball gif is amazing, but Football gif made me laugh so hard

 

It needs to be set to music...

 

TROLOLOLOLO LOLOLO LOLOLO HOHOHOHOOOOOOO!

[Jek Jek Roo]

Nein...

[Blightmare]

HALA!!!!

[Jek Jek Roo]

Hanging on like hell to the safety chain

Lifebuoy crash lands in a vale of tears

All the lovers are in retreat

On the edge of the nervous street

 

So deaf to the call of the wild

Deaf to the first born's whispering plea

Expanding frame the city is in heat

Burning at the edges of the lonely street

 

But I want to hold your precious head

I will not leave you nor pretend

I'm going to hold you to the end

 

Hey mama didn't know we'd end up here

The snapshot is all tiles and red walls

Down at the squatter's camps they cannot compete

The shepherd has been bound up by his hands and his feet

 

Make love make peace make haste, it's a slow release

Great changes gonna carry you

Make love make peace make haste, it's a slow release

Great changes gonna carry you

[Alyxx Thorne]

FASTAH HARDAH SCOOTAH!

[Blightmare]

[Wake me up] Wake me up inside

[i can't wake up] Wake me up inside

[save me] Call my name and save me from the dark

[Wake me up] Bid my blood to run

[i can't wake up] Before I come undone

[save me] Save me from the nothing Ive become

[Scorpia]

seems like the catalyst for me listening to Evanescence right now is Rarity's fault. not a bad fault; like tennis, but a good fault; like myself being born.

[Alyxx Thorne]

I'm listening to Trance Atlantic by Scooter.

[Martin]

I am more than a fish.

I am more than a man.

[Scorpia]

do you think Santa clause has ever happened upon a dead body during one of his drop offs? the fact that he didn't(Doesn't) call the police facilitates/associates him in a way. Way to be a dick Santa.

[Pinkie Pie]

Heya Tom, it's Bob,

From the office down the hall.

Good to see you buddy,

How've ya been?

Things have been okay for me,

Except that I'm a zombie now.

Really wish you'd let us in.

I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand

Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demands,

But here's an FYI - you're all gonna die, screaming.

 

All we wanna do is eat your brains

We're not unreasonable,

I mean no-one's gonna eat your eyes

All we wanna do is eat your brains

We're at an impasse here,

Maybe we should compromise.

Open up the doors,

We'll all come inside and eat your brains.

 

I don't wanna nitpick Tom, but is this really your plan -

Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?

Maybe that's okay for now,

But someday you'll be out of food and guns,

And you'll have to make the call.

I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough -

You never had the head for all that 'bigger picture' stuff.

But Tom, that's what I do,

And I plan on eating you, slowly.

 

All we wanna do is eat your brains

We're not unreasonable,

I mean no-one's gonna eat your eyes

 

All we wanna do is eat your brains

We're at an impasse here

Maybe we should compromise

Open up the doors,

We'll all come inside and eat your brains

 

I'd like to help you Tom,

In any way I can.

I sure appreciate the way you're working with me.

I'm not a monster Tom - well, technically I am...I guess I am...

 

I've got another meeting Tom;

Maybe we could wrap it up.

I know we'll get to common ground somehow.

Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues,

Who are chewing on the doors.

I guess we'll table this for now.

I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well

Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell.

And we'll put this thing to bed,

When I bash your head open.

 

All we wanna do is eat your brains

We're not unreasonable,

I mean no-one's gonna eat your eyes

All we wanna do is eat your brains

We're at an impasse here

Maybe we should compromise

Open up the doors,

We'll all come inside and eat your brains

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Alyxx Thorne]

GAWD.DAMNIT!

[Jek Jek Roo]

It's starting over!

[Kirkreng]

"cut my cake into pieces

this is my plastic fork

masturbation

heavy breathing

don't give a fuck if i jiz when I'm eating"

 

Oh, Youtube.

[Razor235]

O_O

[The Scoutman]

This is a random thread. For random things. Random example: I'm going to randomly post random song lyrics in a random fashion. Random.

 

Mother

Will you

Keep me

Hold me?

 

Father

Be there

Strong for

Me!

 

Demons await

Where the mighty rivers run

Children sail on!

Sail on!

[Koach]

For if we go 'tis one to Ten,

But we return all Gentlemen,

All Gentlemen as well as they,

Over the Hills and far away.

 

Over the hills and o'er the main

Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain

Queen Anne commands, and we obey

Over the hills and far away.

[Bravetriforcer]

OL9ukN9Kk0I

[Blightmare]

Spyping's a good job, mate!

[Kirkreng]