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[Obsidian]

OH GOD, THE STRIPPER IS LOOSE!

[Alyxx Thorne]

OH GOD, THE STRIPPER IS LOOSE!

You talkin' bout me?

[Mes gots its]

Incredibly, no one survived.

[Kyon]

But still, nothing of value was lost.

[J.C.]

He is looking at you... He sees whether you've been naughty or nice.

[Lux Arbuckle]

[Razor235]

What the fuck was the guy smoking when he wrote this song?

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Whatever it was, I want some!

[Brad]

If you see my spectral trail, stand in the lights and press "action" to summon me. *Poof*

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[The Scoutman]

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[Kirkreng]

Did you think that your feet had been bound

By what gravity brings to the ground?

Did you feel you were tricked

By the future you picked?

Well come on down

[The Scoutman]

As you wish, take my knife.

[Razor235]

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MY IQ POINTS!

[The Scoutman]

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MY BAT CREDIT CARD!

[Razor235]

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[Jek Jek Roo]

-Jestes rybakiem, czy piratem? -Spytala powoli patrzac jak na jego twarzy maluje sie zmieszanie. 

Tom zaniemowil. Byl oczarowany jej uroda. Nigdy wczesniej nie spogladal na twarz gorgony, kiedys grozilo to zmiana w martwy kamien. Teraz mezczyzna widzial ja dokladnie przed soba, bardzo blisko. Zapomnial o ranach i otluczeniach, ktore dziewczyna starannie zaopatrzyla. 

-Po prostu zeglarzem. Czy to... Sen? - spytal. Obawial sie jednak czegos gorszego. 

Gorgona jednak nie odpowiedziala. Weza na jej glowie zaczely sie nerwowo wywijac. Kazdy jeden obserwiwal swoimi zoltymi slepiami drzace cialo Toma.

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[Scorpia]

...i don't know what you said or why you said it, but for some reason i agree...i got the word "pirate" though...

[J.C.]

-You are a fisherman or pirate? She asked slowly, looking like his face painted in August mixing.

Tom was speechless. He was enchanted by her beauty. I never looked at the face of the Gorgon, once threatened with a change in dead stone. Now, exactly the man I saw before me, very close. Forgot about the wounds and otluczeniach, which has provided the girl carefully.

-Just sailor. Is it ... Dream? - He asked. He feared, however, something worse.

Gorgona not responded. Snake on her head nervously started to wriggle. Each one obserwiwal her body quivering yellow eyes Tom.

[Scorpia]

that's probably as close as anyone here(besides Fig or HLprincess) is gonna get.

[Pinkie Pie]

J.C. you totally put that through Google Translate.