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[The Scoutman]

In soviet Russia, the server gets fucked by your food

[Scorpia]

is that your way of coming on to me!?!?

[The Scoutman]

rBcBTVxpxSo

[Scorpia]

where's the play button at?

[The Scoutman]

I could tell ya, for the fine price of 1000 credits

[Scorpia]

[intimidate]

or how about i let you keep your arm?

 

(we're doing Dues Ex, right?)

[Srake]

Hmm, roll a sense motive check.

[The Scoutman]

[intimidate]

or how about i let you keep your arm?

 

(we're doing Dues Ex, right?)

Easy bro, easy, its just business.

 

Look, i overheard the boss saying something about it being somewhere in the left corner./

 

(I just love the "intimidate" is the answer to pretty much everything, its not like they have guns or bionic arms themselves.)

[Srake]

You dare ignore the DM's check?! A tree falls on you. You die. Way to let down your team.

[Scorpia]

[exit]

[more information]

 

how many people are guarding the entrance?

 

(i don't remember how that exact dialogue would go, but i think i'm close enough. )

[Blightmare]

Size me up and I'll size YOU up, taquito!

[J.C.]

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[The Scoutman]

[exit]

[more information]

 

how many people are guarding the entrance?

 

(i don't remember how that exact dialogue would go, but i think i'm close enough. )

(Screw it, im just going to improvise)

 

Do you think i know? im just the small fish, if you stare at this guys for too long you end up like Big Rizzle, may god have his soul, im not going to die just to help some Aug.

[Scorpia]

[hold B button] (or whatever button on the pc version that causes Adam to perform a lethal melee attack.)

[The Scoutman]

[searches body]

 

A BOMB!

 

*game over*

[Scorpia]

why do you want to give or take reputation from this user?

 

because...

[Srake]

Q in yo face!

[Collective Foal]

Q is truly the god of all letters. Funnest to say and first on the keyboard.

[thebeelzebub]

[Kirkreng]

Esc is first on the keyboard. In fact on my keyboard "Zzz" is first.